Latest Posts by burrrb - Page 2

chad baby

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

mans got better ass than i do 😔

he will never be unfunny

this is so fucking funny

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

truth

real not clickbait

I hung out with those weirdos the other night and I TOOK A PICTURE OF A GHOST???

GET HIS ASS RITSU

i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id

he's the funniest person i know

LEGIT BRO

Me:

No I'm totally fine I swear

Also me:

*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

crying

"My child is fine."

Your child has an obsession and is in love with multiple people and they’re not even real

writers in the shower: yess and that would happen mmm such a plot twist YES THIS MAY BE THE BEST THING I WILL EVER WRITE

writers when they’re about to write on the blank paper: tf was i gonna do again

preach it

REMINDER:

you are NOT a feminist if you don't support trans women

you are NOT a feminist of you don't support POC women

you are NOT a feminist if you don't support disabled women

you are NOT a feminist if you don't support bi/pan/etc. women

you are NOT a feminist unless you support ALL women

guys...

:(

soft!tsukki who after a long day, comes home and just plops down on top of you, completely encasing you in his arms, and refuses to let you get up.

soft!tsukki who watches movies he thinks are stupid, and shows he hates just so he can something to talk to you about.

soft!tsukki who makes you where his jersey to all of his games, and kisses you right after. In front of everyone, though he pretends to hate PDA.

just... just soft!tsukki :(