Doot Doot

Taylor Swift’s exes should all get together and do a “We are the World” type song about how awful a girlfriend she was.

Ouch

Harry heard Bellatrix Lestrange’s triumphant scream, but knew it meant nothing – Sirius had only just fallen through the archway, he would reappear from the other side any second… but Sirius did not reappear.

You’re not just a man, Mr. Scamander, just like your suitcase. I think there’s much more to you than meets the eye.

Remus: Prongs! Have you seen Sirius? I have the DADA notes he wants.

James: don't worry, I know what to do *cups hands around mouth

James, shouting: REMUS IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL!

Sirius: *burst's through door* TELL THAT TO THE DICK HE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!

Remus:

James:

Sirius:

Lily:

Peter:

McGonagall: Dumbledoor owes me twenty galleons.

Dumbledoor: Dumbledamn.

James: When we setting off the fireworks?

Sirius: You're not.

James: What do you mean? How not?

Sirius: Prongs. I'm a damn dog?? Do you have any idea what I go through??

James: Aww, lil Padfoot is scared of fireworks, how adorable

Sirius: Bite me. Actually, no I'll bite you. Try me.

*le gasp* i would never do such a thing (￣ー￣) ϵ( 'Θ' )϶

YoU wOuLD nOt bELieVe yOuR EyES iF TEn miLLiOn fIreFLiEs LiT uP tHE wOrLD As yOU FeLL aSleEp

makenna i know this is you

if you ever say you forgive snape because jk forgave snape please remember that the directors of supernatural think cas doesnt deserve better sometimes writers are a little bit ignorant okay? okay

Hey hey hey I'm doing the unusual asks thing #5 pls hahahahahahahaghahhahahahwyiwksnxnz

5? What is that, relationship status?Well, obviously….. single

How old is this ask, because I posted that a long time ago. And if this ask is recent, fuck you for making me look for it.

(Just kidding, I love all my followers, unless you’re Lilly, which you probably are

because then, my fuck you stands)

Please? 😢😭

I accept

I got tagged by @lillyyypottah but not exactly but she mentioned me because I'm her fren tag 9 people you want to get to know better (I'm only doing one because I'm an insecure bean that doesn't know any people) relationship status: single as a fucking pringle (but mentally dating Jensen Ackles) favorite color(s): maroon, navy/dark blue lipstick or chapstick: lipstick I guess, but usually neither because I end up licking it off or something (I know, I know, I'm disgusting) last song listened to: Hurricane by Panic! At the Disco top three shows: Supernatural, Friends, How I Met Your Mother top three characters: Dean Winchester, Chandler Bing, Barney Stinson top three ships: Destiel, Swarkles, Larry (ugh) I tag: @emilyisacoolcat or anyone who feels like it because I just realized I don't know that many people