One Thing I Adore About Fandom Is The “[bad Parent]’s A+ Parenting” Tag On Ao3. It’s So Universal

grow as you please.. if i have to get to know you again.. i’ll do that.

why in the name of all things unholy did the universe make kids the most insufferable lil shits to exist. i would never let a kid know how much i hate them but god do i hate them

Do you think vampires mourn the stars?

They remember the time before electric lights. They made their transition from people of the day to creatures of the night - but the change was not so stark, because the night was still bright with the glitter of a galaxy. When they looked up, it was not a single sun that hung in the sky but hundreds. Thousands. Pinpricks of light that travelled lifetimes to shine above the Earth.

Then the humans poured their artificial light into the atmosphere, and the stars were gone. Smothered by a blanket of orange-grey muck.

Vampires have to live where humans are, and humans mean light pollution. To find the stars again would require hunger. Starvation.

They choose to be well fed. They choose to grieve the night sky they used to know

literally say saw someone try and explain that rarepairs 'make them uncomfortable" because "they don't make sense" as if that's not the whole point of a rarepair. maybe these characters never interact. hell, maybe they're from entirely different media. but i'm gonna make them kiss like barbie dolls anyway because why the hell not??? it's free and fun and i like doing it get out of my house!!!

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

my favorite improv game

k so we were playing "change" one day in triple threat as a warm up. the prompt was funeral for a loved one (my teacher's soo weird aiight).

me: *wails in dispair*

david: *laughing*

me: why are you laughing??? my dog just died??

david: it's funny that you care so much now that he's dead. you where such a terrile owner.

me: how dare yo as if you w you're right.

James: You’re back early

Asset, grabbing a gun: Meridian’s haunted

James: What?

Asset, cocking the gun and going back to the rift bubble: Meridian’s haunted

i'm in

desperate

need of a back massage.

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

not so gentle reminder that trump was the one that wanted tiktok banned in the first place. him letting tiktok run is not some generous act of kindness, it's a political stunt to get us to trust him. don't fall for it. stay mad. let this radicalize you.