Loving Vampires Is Not All That Far Of A Stretch When Affection Has Felt More Like Sharp Teeth Instead

literally say saw someone try and explain that rarepairs 'make them uncomfortable" because "they don't make sense" as if that's not the whole point of a rarepair. maybe these characters never interact. hell, maybe they're from entirely different media. but i'm gonna make them kiss like barbie dolls anyway because why the hell not??? it's free and fun and i like doing it get out of my house!!!

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

! You can make any male character significantly hotter by giving them excessive piercings.

one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it

big fan of this funky lil asteroid, sure hope it doesn't ruin some random guy's life over and over again!

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

Post-OP crash out rkgk

i'm in

desperate

need of a back massage.

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever