What happened to tinker in the past .... do we get to know more about her backstory in the 10th book ?????? Do dex and her become good friends ??? Do they have competitions in who can builda better gadget???? I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP
If they have competitions then tinker prolly lets dex win cause he's competitive
it was rough for them
Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.
Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...
Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense
in case you need a reminder of where the crows ended up:
kaz- still a crime boss. he needs to explore other career opportunities
wylan- businessman
jesper- stock bro and wylan's sugar baby
inej- CRIME-FIGHTING PIRATE VIGILANTE WHERE IS HER BOOK
matthias- he's dead lol (sobbing)
nina- queen of fjerda. queen of fjerda. we should have seen this coming.
is distracting gets distracted
Jesper: im not totally useless!
Kaz: yes, you can be used as a bad example
Rudy: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed
Mini: ...
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Aru: older black ladies make the best iced tea
Aiden: huh?
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Aiden: watch a sunrise atleast once a day.
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Mini: if you ever get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea
Rudy: what's diarrhea?
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Bynne: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaat?"
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Aru: you only get one chance at first impressions. I suggest julia child as it is easy to do
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Aru: dance until your feet hurt , sing until your lungs hurt and act until you're will-
Aiden: shah don't you dare.
Aru: act until you're william hurt *evil smirk*
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Mini: success is 1 percent inspiration , 98 percent perspiration and 2 percent attention to detail
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Brynne: the most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you lower your expectations.
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BONUS
Boo: if you love something , set it free , unless it's a tiger.
I find it so funny that Matthias of all people probably knows the most vulgar form of Kerch known to mankind on account of learning it in prison.
Matthias, after stubbing his toe: *the most vile vulgar atrocious string of curses youβve heard in your life*
the other crows: *staring in horror* π¨
Kaz, whistling: Damn, Helvar. I didnβt even know some of those.
There are a lot of blonde elves in kotlc but ......
BUT if bronte was blonde then i just know it would cure me, i would shed tears of joy
his favorite movie would be legally blonde
but he's regina George
Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?
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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction
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Fitz: I want someone to take me out
Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?
Fitz: surprise me
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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us
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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy
Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.
Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!
Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?
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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piΓ±ata
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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless
Fintan: I can be used as a bad example
Marella: I can see that
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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?
Wylie: *sighs*
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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
It still gives me the icks that oralie just agreed to give up her child to the black swan, like no shade on them or anything but im not going to be comfortable with the knowledge that my child is probably going to be experimented on and face a LOT of trauma.
And she just told sophie "I did it because it was the only way I could ever have a child" like excuse me!!??! This a job that requires a lot of responsibility not something you can just check off from you to - do list.
And we know she was a councilor at that time and she probably wasn't resigning soon so she knew that sophie would be matchless
Oralie definitely deserves the way sophie is acting towards her (which isn't even that extreme)
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