Kotlc X B99

Inej: hello kaz, make anyone cry today?

Kaz: sadly no, but it's only 4:30

Athena: i don't want my favorite daughter dating a screw-up

Percy: yeah well i don't want my favorite girlfriend daughtering a jerk-mom

Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice

Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys

Rereading the kotlc books and realizing that magnate leto said "you kids" in everblaze and him being hurt and asking her if she really meant "that they shouldn't heal prentice" that was probably one of the accidental giant slips that the fork man referred to in the neverseen

Also the forklenator calling keefe a beauty in neverseen was absolute gold

I find it extremely funny when ppl try to excuse their blatant racism towards leah for being cast as annabeth but don't have that big of a problem with walker's hair

they always say "oH bUT bEIng BLOnd Is iMpoRTaNt tO hER CHAracteR"

No being blond isn't important to her character, being underestimated is

I find it so funny that Matthias of all people probably knows the most vulgar form of Kerch known to mankind on account of learning it in prison.

Matthias, after stubbing his toe: *the most vile vulgar atrocious string of curses you’ve heard in your life*

the other crows: *staring in horror* 😨

Kaz, whistling: Damn, Helvar. I didn’t even know some of those.

“that meme is dead” i’ve had some of these sitting in my camera roll since october please don’t mention it 😭

Percy: Respected Athena

i am informing you that i plan to ask your daughter to marry me BUT since it's the 21st century, i am not asking for your permission as she is not your property nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong independent woman and she don't need no man! That being said i truly hope she says yes BUT IT IS HER DECISION SO JUST BACK OFF!

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Annabeth: that's perfect seaweed brain, what did she say?

Percy: oh i don't know i sent it to her in an e-mail im terrified of her

What happened to tinker in the past .... do we get to know more about her backstory in the 10th book ?????? Do dex and her become good friends ??? Do they have competitions in who can builda better gadget???? I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP

If they have competitions then tinker prolly lets dex win cause he's competitive

matthias: there’s nothing sacred to you huh demon

kaz: wrong have you met my WIFE