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Playa Zicatela, Puerto Escondido, Mexico!

"You know me better than anyone else so that's why you should know I'm not worthy of love" vs. "You know me better than everyone else so that's why you should know you're the only person I want to love"

Please please please please please read Ink in the Blood by Kim Smejkal. It checks all the boxes! Cool suave mysterious attractive(?) guy, the most world shattering brain destroying death ever, (fictional) heresy, theater, tatoos, magic, platonic lovers, magic gender, just PLEASE GO READ IT I NEED CONTENT TO GO SLURP SLURP ON AND MY BRAIN HAS BEEN REWIRED

Bonus: my reaction upon finishing. "100000000000/0. Words cannot express the empty feeling I have upon completion. I love it only slightly more than I hate it for twisting my soul into a different shape. Will be reading the sequel."

If you have read the book and are seeing this, my favorite character is Vincent and I will never be the same. This is Cinna/Finnick/Rue levels of dispair. (iykyk)

Anyone know where to watch Infinity Train? Downloaded the CN app and was delighted to find summer camp island but no Infinity train to be found. I'd rather not spend $35 on prime to not even have the third season

The issue with writing in second person on a whim is that it looks like self insert fanfiction when I write in public

No!!!!! I write that stuff in private!!! Let me write my wizard story on the bus!!!!!!!

MHA CHAPTER 409 SPOILERS BELOW

I could not love this guy more actually he has my whole heart

Oh my god Cass the WAY Leo looks at those pictures! The way!! That he!!! He looks at his future self and he seems someone spectacular and unbelievable, but he looks at future Donnie and just sees his brother and he sees his brother wasting away in cut time through photographs and he HAS to know, he HAS to know because they are STILL TWINS, even in a situation where he could never possibly have experienced this with him, they are TWINS and he NEEDS to know, he needs to ask, he has to see, he can't leave these pictures out of his heart because he isn't seeing some adult that used to be his brother but is someone else's brother now, he is seeing his twin, who he loves, who he wants to become bigger with and help and protect and love and I'm so sorry about the run-on sentence I just!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.

WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…

The puffin rock theme song makes me so sad

I hate when I watch a great movie and I look in the tag for it and it’s just moodboards and gif sets. Like I love these emotionally moving bits of this introspective film but I really just want to see people analyzing how all the doorknobs are square except for the weird old man’s and how it’s a metaphor for conformity. I’m too stupid to notice these things on my own I need your help to point out how none of the characters have names and That’s Kinda Weird

I’m sorry, this is my favorite thing?? I never thought I’d see my dream illustrated this is so cool. Very talented work btw

I saw an ad for My Little Pony Equestria Girls: 2cool4school. Twilight Sparkle was wearing sunglasses and throwing gang signs. My only thought was, “So this is what the world has come to.”

The fact that this somehow got into a YouTube compilation with art

I saw an ad for My Little Pony Equestria Girls: 2cool4school. Twilight Sparkle was wearing sunglasses and throwing gang signs. My only thought was, “So this is what the world has come to.”

Just finished watching Nimona and it was an ethereal experience. I’m either about to bawl my eyes out or lapse into hysterical tears. The bbgification of Ballister actually ended up really working well. And despite the numerous plot changes, I think the movie held up pretty well considering it was based off of my favorite book ever. 1.5 years of waiting was 500% worth it

Sorry, I’m busy counting down the hours until my literal child is born

Well now you gotta drop the top 5

1. Funniest turtle

2. Second funniest turtle

3. Third funniest turtle

4. Pretty funny turtle

5. Cassandra FOOOOT CLAAAAAAAAAAAN Jones

I don’t really like how she looks. Actually, I (personally) don’t like her design at all. But she’s so fucking funny and entertaining to watch~

Who’s your top five, then?

You know what's funny?

Casey Jr. isn't even my favorite character. He's not even in the top three favorites.

Not even in the top five.

Bro I keep getting Pinterest ads for the weirdest stuff

Lately it’s been an especially grotesque king Gristle costume that terrifies me to no end

Living for @turquoisespace35 and @somerandomdudelmao updates right now, they’re the highlight of my day <3

Ah, yes, I like to write. My proof?

Names of google docs on my phone:

Tiddly bits

Tbtferd

Thoughts of a bored mind

Rose/thorn idk

Vshdhd

Copy of copy of copy of fiction narrative

Copy of boop

Prong

Pront

Top secret prong

Diggs profile (don’t ask)

Writing is fun

Sorry currently wishing hunter got flapjack’s wings so Zeno could voice two bird boys

Remembered this today… throwback to all the goldric propaganda. Terrible quality, but…

Grunkle Stan took one look at the SVTFOE theme song, and this is what he came up with. What do you think?

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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Why is this so damn funny. I watched it like 10 times.

Update: my sister is back to TTG :’)

It’s funny how we get angry at little kids watching the same show over and over when we did the exact same thing

Like, my sister’s watching Bunk’d for the fifth time, but my mom dealt with me watching TTG 20 million times.

(But bunk’d is still 10x worse)

Whenever I reblog something, I just have to chant in my head. “Don’t think don’t think don’t think-”

That’s the tumblr motto, right?

Finally! With this, I can become… The Biggest Bird

“Grass from ditch, Nintendo Switch, blood from streamer liked on Twitch. Foxglove root, Funko of Groot, hair plucked from a blue fursuit…” The modern witches stir the cauldron

Reblog if you love any of these good Disney cartoons