Latest Posts by can-and-wont - Page 3

“They’re all sunburnt and polyamorous.”

-Me, half asleep at 3AM

An actual interaction I had today

Me: Oh yeah, I had one that was two hours once.

Friend: Oh, how long did it take?

Just tried to type "Oh" and "wow" at the same time. You can guess the outcome

I like to write, just for school and stuff but also for recreation

And I just got a laptop today

The ideas are flowing lads

I hate having to update things

[I pull out two relevant items and one seemingly useless one that will help us later]

The idea of planes failing and crashing is very aesthetic

Only 14 days till Christmas

The best sentence I ever wrote was;

“He fell into his chair like a squirrel that had been dropped on the ground.”

The evocative imagery just decimates me every time I read it.

I was driving past one of those lots with the all-natural pine Christmas trees and my first thought was

“Who even buys live action Christmas trees anymore?”

I just happened to finally migrate from Pinterest during the twitter crisis.

This is like moving to France in the middle of WWI

anyway my phone layout is now omega mart themed bc im sexy like that

Looking at screenshot posts on Pinterest and I-

I have never considered myself neurodivergent and I’m a functional person in general (I think)

But maladaptive daydreaming and executive dysfunction are very real for me

Bravest Warriors is so underrated

An old diagram on how shows are spiritually connected through their creators.

This is amazing

Lol I have a hoodie with him on it

(Pardon the text I’m getting the hang of the tags system on mobile)

Oh-Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Have in you store for idea no what’s you! ✨

The worst thing about coming from Pinterest is that some of the infamous accounts are gone :(

It broke my heart learning about I-am-a-fish, and I was looking forward to following tilthat

Daylight saving time can crawl into a hole and die ❤️

Like it’s only 5:30 and it’s p i t c h b l a c k

Considering the fact that it already promotes huge increases in depression, and that fact that it’s no longer needed, I don’t know why we even have it anymore

Like, I like the sun and the clouds and the daytime and then it’s like BOOM and I only have like an hour of outside time on school nights

And it sucks

Being American is leaving a cross country meet early bc of a bomb threat ❤️❤️❤️

Being the mom friend sucks because it’s just like. All my friends either don’t eat or don’t sleep and are incredibly mentally unstable.

But I love them and would give my life for them

Middle school is sitting at your lunch table, surrounded by children chanting “twist the cheese” as you abuse one very unlucky string cheese

It’s funny how we get angry at little kids watching the same show over and over when we did the exact same thing

Like, my sister’s watching Bunk’d for the fifth time, but my mom dealt with me watching TTG 20 million times.

(But bunk’d is still 10x worse)