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035 or 106- Im just the guy with chines take out looking for other meth addics

So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,

''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.

035- I cant mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys

049- (face down in a river but able to talk perfectly) Gimme the peat, boys, and free my soul i wanna get lost in a mossy knoll and d r i f t a w a y

049- Ma' am your child is getting vaxxinated wether i have to knock your lights out or not

049- (holding a coffee cut that says 'Definitely not wine')

035- Is that wine?

049-

035-

049-

035- Doc-

035- Can you keep it down im trying to think?!

049- Dont worry, doing anything for the first time is hard

049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'

106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning

106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire

106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink

049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism

049- I'm stressed depressed but still well dressed

poker night with scps

035-OK NO! YOU CHEATED! NO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK

049-(ready to challenge 343) Is using math illegal?

106-(sitting on the floor laughing) UNDFYHUS G

682- (pure crystalized hate bass boosted)

079-i want nothing but death

096-(confusion)

173- PENDEJO!

049-j-(Calling for violence) BLOOD!

049-WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

035- Probably because im a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence

049-Oh...

035- I dont know how you keep forgeting that

049-(In his best lawyer voice) Eat a dick, your honor.

049: sure i dont get a heathy amount of sleep like some people

049: but can you do THIS?

*dies*

035: What do you need to figure it out?

049: the ability to clone myself and a years supply of adderall

035: Ill put on the coffee

035- I just want you for my own

049- please leave me the fuck alone

Clef- (holding a wad of butterflies) Yo king you droped this

Kondraki- ??????

scps during pride month

035- (SHREAKING) I AM AT FULL POWER

reasurcher- so whos straigh?

049-(raises hand)

106-(putting Docs hand down) dont lie to yourself

096- i like rainbows

166 and mrs Sweety- THEIR SO PRETTY IT HURTS IM NOT TALKIN BOUT BOYS IM TALKIN BOUT GIRLS

Dr Clef and Dr wondertainment- (weaping tears of joy at his child)

682 and 079- (confused but supportive)

106-(dressed like freshy dip from gravity falls) Whats up my fellow youth? its me radical Larry lets go skate boad and do a vape, yes i too love comunism and bone men spooky! lets go play the overwatches and fortnights that will be totaly radical

035- sometimes i think and sometimes

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035- I dont!

049- That still dosen't explain how you got taped to the ceiling

035- You never cease to amaze me

049-And you never cease to Disappoint me

litraly just 035 as stan quotes (gravity falls)

035- just bonk him over the head its nature's snooze button

035- i dont know we would have to break in- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN

035- when there is no cops around anything is legal!

035- FINALLY a good reason to punch a child in the face!

035- sometimes you just need to steal a giant animatronic badger

035- YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS IVE GOT A MULLET!!

(049, 035 and 106 babysitting 053)

053-(falls and starts crying)

106-(rolling around on the floor in tears from laughter) CIFBBFUEBFWIUSBABUUVSO

035-(trying his hardest not to laugh) A-pfh Are-heh- you? (wheeze) ok-AHHAHAHAHH

049-(abiut to have a full on fucking panic attac) STOP LAUGHING 682 WILL HAVE OUR HEADS!!!

049- (on the verge of a mental breakdown) NOISES AND WHAT THEY MEAN!!

(The doctors watch in horror as he chugs 2 pots worth of coffee as he stands next to a haphazardly done slides presentation)

049- (not speaking but making weird hand gesturs) ANY QUESTIONS?

Dr Bright-(raising his hand just worried) yeah what the actual FUCK?

106- what if the air we breath is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world what when people take drugs and trip they see the real world and thats why their illegal.

049- Yeah ok sure but i need you to stop eating my medical cocaine

106- The mitochondria is the power house of the cell, but in october it becomes the frightochondria the haunted house of the cell

049- (in tears) I need a break

049- What is this henti? I heard Dr Bright speaking of it, but i myself have not encountered a henti

Dr Clef- (WHEZEEING)

035- DOC, NO!

Dr Bright- Im gonna tell him

035- NO

049- (in a bad german accsent) I AM ZE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF ZE BADLANDS!

106- (whispering) is he ok?

035- No

049- (At the top of his lugs) FHERE ME!

035- Well ya see im a bit worried about him

Random resecher- Why?

035- Well i walked into his room and i saw him huttled in the corrner with 4 bottles of wine, when i asked what he was doing he hissed and shouded, "MY LORD I AM BUT A DOCTOR TRYING TO CURE."

Resercher

035

Resercher- Lavender?

035- Lots

049- I cant find it i cant find it

035- What are you looking for?

049- My happiness