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Don't tell SCP 049
Day 5
Scp 035 was in one of the foundation's lounge rooms, having a pile of different objects next to him, seeming to be putting something together in the center of the room.
035: hm... needs more black paint... *starts going through the pile of stuff*
From the wall behind him a black portal apears and out the portal come scp 106. Half of his body exits the portal as he watches 035 pull out a black spray paint can from the pile and spray paint whatever it is he made.
106: uh... what... the hell... is that? *points at whatever 035 is making*
035: oh this?
In front of 035 is scp 173, partly spray painted black and half a plague doctor's mask covering over where their mouth would be. There was also a black cloth tied around 173's neck, simulating that of a cloak and a hood.
035: Why, I'm making a temporary replacement for the doctor.
106: *raises brow* ... why?
035: well you see here Larry, it's just not the same doing fun and outgoing things when there isn't anyone around to tell you to not do those fun and outgoing things. So, I've come up with a temporary solution!
106: ... by replacing the doctor with 173 in his clothing?
035: yes well technically mimicry of his hide or skin or however it's called. But yes! Pretty much old chap!
106: ... *looks at the sculpture* .... *then back at 035* ... you are aware 173 doesn't, oh I don't know... talk!
035: he doesn't have to! That's the beauty of it, because sometimes the doctor gives me the silent treatment anyways!
106: Ok? ... so, how is he just... staying in one place anyway this whole entire conversation?
035: oh! Because Jay is still ducked taped onto the ceiling from a few days ago still. *he points to the ceiling where 049-J is*
049-J: *staring intensely at 173 and sweating profusely* . . . C-Can I stop now please?
035: unless you wanna die by neck breaking... keep. Your. Damn. Eyes on him!
049-J: oh bother...
106: oh ya forgot we did that...
035: ya. *fimshes the spray paint on 173* and done! *takes a step back to view his work* What do you think!?
106: *looks at 173*
173: ...
106: ... well now he just looks like a peanut with a beak on it dressed in black.
035: close enough! Now! We just-
Just then scp-096 came walking into the room his back hunched over to get through the door; a paperbag accompanying him over his head to keep everyone safe from triggering his rage state.
035: ah! Shy! You just in time to meet the temporary replacement doctor!
096: ? *looks over at 173* ...
173: ...
096: ...
173: ...
096: ...
049-J: *struggling to keep his eyes open* ugh- *blinks* uh oh!
173: *is now a foot closer to 096*
096: *whimpers loudly and shaking his head in fear* *starts back tracking out the door into a speed walk*
035: damn it, Jay! I said don't blin-!
035: . . .
Suddenly the power goes out as a voice over the intercom lets everyone know that the power to the light would be temporarily shut down and that everything would be ok so long as the scps were in their cells. Once the lights turned back on, 173 had disappeared from the room. Everyone in the room had gone silent.
106: ...
049-J: ... I didn't do it!
035: ah crap.
The alarms then start to go off as the intercom changed to a voice of calm to panic.
Intercom: "Attention scp-173 has escapes containment! Currently it's uh- ... A-Am I reading this right? Uh... Currently dressed up as a... plague doctor?"
106: ...
035: ...
049-J: ...
035: ... Don't Tell Doc.
106: Yep.
035: can I go into your-
106: nope! *goes back into his pocket dimension*
035: ... sh*t! *runs out of the room*
049-J: uhm... hello? ... help...
Don't Tell SCP 049
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Don't tell scp-049
Day 1
049 has been temporarily moved to another site for the week. Before leaving however 049 reminds every to not cause to much trouble while he's away, however two particular scps see this as a window of opertunity
035: *has a researcher host and is currently ductaping 049-j to the ceiling* Hehe!
076: *is helping by holding 049-j in place* *snickers*
049-J: *sweating profusely* ...Well this is quite the bother...
106: *just watching* *wheezes* Haha!
682: *walks in with 053 on his back*
053: *holding 079* Uhm... what are you guys doing?
035: ductaping Doc's werid little brother to the ceiling~.
076: Haha! *holding 049-J to the ceiling*
049-J: *bird screeching noises*
079: *beeps* request to ask, why are you two doing such an idiotic thing? *beeps*
076: cause it's funny and entertaining as hell! Haha!
053: and what about you? *points to the old man*
106: oh I just came to watch them torment the little bastard! *wheezes* Haha!
682: The doctor will surely be pissed at the two of you if he found out that you two were doing this to his werid little nuisance of a brother. Especially you, 035.
035: oh ya, that reminds me- Don't. Tell. Doc. About this *chuckles* he'll be very, very, very upset, so guys whatever you do. *puts more tape on 049-j* Don't. Tell. Doc!
053: ... He's gonna find out-
035: Don't. Tell. Doc!
106: he's gonna know, they have security footage here.
035: Don't. Tell. Doc- he doesn't watch any if the security footage!
079: *beeps* he helps me edit, a calculation of *whirling noises* *beeps* 20.7% of the security footage when the security team isn't around.
035: Well then. *turns to face one of the security cameras* Doc if you some how find out, I will repaint the ceiling and watch your crackhead brother for a week. *putting more ductap on 049-J*
106: you're both are so dead. *wheezes* but it's worth the watch at J's expense! Haha!
035: Doc's not gonna know!
049-J: He'll watch!
076: *ductapes 049-j's beak up* Silence smaller bird-man!
682: I live for the day that the plague doctor finally smashes you you into bits 035. Within a week is most likely the day he finally does.
035: he won't know! Just Don't tell Doc! It's perfectly fine. *finshes ductaping 049-J to the ceiling* there! *pats the tap down* finished!
076: *let's go and steps back chuckling* tiny bird-man is now the ceilings problem!
049-J is now ductaped to the ceiling of the site 19 break room. 049-J tries to break from his ductape imprisonment, but doesn't move an inch.
035: This is truly legacy!
076: Haha!
106: *wheezes* Haha!
682: *shakes his head with disappointment* Idiots... all of them. Idiots.
053: I feel bad for J...
079: *beeps* Don't feel to bad for him. He had this one coming. *beeps*
Hope you enjoyed day one of Don't Tell scp 049. Inspired by both "Don't tell Amy" from Unus Annus and one clip from scp explained when they literally said in there video with scp 049 and 096 where a reasercher said "Don't tell scp 049." And I was ha that kind of reminds me of when Mark was like Don't tell Amy. XD
Then I came up with this little idea. Yes there will be more of this all the way till day 7, so stat tuned for that! Oh and remember to stay safe and-
Don't tell Scp-049
[Current Day 1] [Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5]
Compile sketches of the funky scp -J
Tall + Lanky skinny body + Huge brimmed hat = Madness
Silly dummy old sketches
Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not
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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!
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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?
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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static
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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!
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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/
some of the best quotes from my discord
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106- Im about to kill a child using a dehydrated fetus
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Clef- Look at me... I'm wearing sandals im not ready for war
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049-jay- MY BONES ARE FULL OF ANTS?!
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Bright- I SWEAR! if they have to bleep out Eminem during the halftime show hes just going to sound like an EAS alarm!
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035- fame is 5% hard work and 95% is hanging out with hot people
Happy valentines here are some HCs and some quotes
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035- I love you because you are exactly like me and im the best!
049-
035-
049- thats a mirror
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096- I got like five boxes of chocolate i dont know why
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106- Valentines day is a scam
173- no date huh?
106-
173-
106- fuck you
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049-j- Roses are red Violets are blue im lonely on Valentines and so are you
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105- love is like Beauty and the Beast
035- love is what you are looing at right now
682- there is no such thing as love
049-jay and jacket are the duo lingo birds of the group
im sorry i dont make the rules
Hi, I just noticed it was mentioned in the one post that 049 killed his father. Can I have some elaboration on that?
(Thanks for the ask, this is my first!)
The Corvonus family was a very tight knit one. Isac the father, a duke. Mary the mother, black hair and fair skin that all the other nobals envied, and their yet unborn child, Florence.
But tragedy struck the family, Mary died in child birth.
All Isac saw when he looked at that infant was a monster, a monster who took his beloved wife. Why should he care for that thing? That creature with golden eyes, that stole life not of its own. The maid could care for the infant. He wasnt going to have any part of raising a murderer!
Florence was bright, learing to read at only three years of age, and to write not long after, but he was off. His eyes had a calculating look and an almost emotionless gaze. Florence was also shy, and his father throwing bottles at him didnt help.
When Florence was seven, his fathers mistress gave birth to Jay, his brother. Whom he would protect with his life. Even during 'punishment' Florence would take the blame, be on the receaving end of a belt, a bottle, or even the cellar.
Jay was slow but not dim, and this irritated Isac, why couldnt he have one normal child?! Not a killer! Not defective! He blamed his children, the demonic, stupid, children!
But to the children this was normal, right?
Florencre was bright, maybe even bright enough to get away with murder.
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I was thinking of maybe writing this into a full story, thoughts?
035- I dont want to be evil anymore am baby
049- (talks to anyother man)
035- evil again
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106- candy cains are how folks practice blow jobs
106- (CRUNCH)
D boi- (fear)
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049-(shaking violently after killing their father)
049-Jay- damn sit down bitch the fuck you lookin' crazy for?
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hey do you guys want head cannons? i got a few
049-(after being woken up on christmas (or ever) I seek righteousness but ill take revenge
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035- for christmas i wanna punch god in the face
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106-(falling down the chimney) IM MR WHITE CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON CRACK
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049-j-(holding the biggest tarantula) If youre cold theyre cold let them in
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Happy holidays dipshits
049-J- Aren't you lactose intolerant?
035- This isn't lactose its milk
049- Y-youre a fuckin idiot
Scps as random quotes
035- I dont know who this BITCH is but she is KILLING IT! AH!
049-J- Occupation? The family disappointment
049- Call me an escalator because i let people down
035- LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS
poker night with scps
035-OK NO! YOU CHEATED! NO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
049-(ready to challenge 343) Is using math illegal?
106-(sitting on the floor laughing) UNDFYHUS G
682- (pure crystalized hate bass boosted)
079-i want nothing but death
096-(confusion)
173- PENDEJO!
049-j-(Calling for violence) BLOOD!
Thanks, Tumblr for hiding this from me and leaving me to stumble on it by accident. @pandoraarti that’s so sweet for you to draw mah boi! And you did such a wonderful job! Thank you!!! Here, let me add some more stress for your’s 049:
Bunch of Corky Birds
from left to right @lazy-flup , @swampystankape ,mine
(- bonus my 049’s reaction-)
Does that mean J's skirt is that short so you can see his tight---? Or am I just thirsty ass seeing some weird stuff?
Your ass is probably as thirsty as everyone’s here. But yeah? kinda??? I was thinking that dat boi gotta run fast to catch up with his “patients”. I'm still thinking on his design but hit me up if you have any ideas.
