Spreading My “jim Gordon Tweets Like A Dad” Agenda

king arthur has been dead for 1481 slutty, slutty years

Tim: Here. *hands Jason a timetable*

Jason: What is this?

Tim: It’s your big brother shifts.

Jason: My what?

Tim: Big brother shifts. Dick has been doing it solo for too long. Now it’s time for you to take up some responsibility.

Jason: Wha-

Tim: When it’s your shift, I’ll personally make sure everyone calls you instead of Dick.

Jason: Fuck you, why are you not on the table?

Tim: I’m 17, Jason. I’m baby.

Jason: Stop telling people you’re 17 when you’re clearly 21.

smallest member in the company gets to hold thorin's hand

It blows my mind that by giving the mithril shirt to Bilbo, Thorin indirectly saved Frodo and thus prevented the Ring-bearer from dying and the Quest from failing. The world was ultimately saved because the exiled King Under the Mountain fell in love with a hobbit.

Quick! Kiss! You don’t get a lot of time together:P

As soon as I can revive him from the dead the wedding is BACK ON !!!!

a quiet, snowy night in Erebor, my gift for huorn on ao3 for @haveahappyhobbitholiday

Smash or Pass: Merlin

Merlin characters as tags from this poll

(BBC Merlin & Text Posts [i guess] 13/?)