Insp.

Jason: Dick is making us write a card for Bruce's birthday and it is not going well.

Damian: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?

Tim: He's forty, Damian

Damian: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty

Tim: No you can't write that

Tim: "Thank you for being a good father"?

Jason: Hmm we shouldn't lie

Tim: True

Damian: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters"

Jason: Has it though?

Damian: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"

Jason: That still sounds oddly threatening

Damian: "I hope you have a happy day and... many subsequent years"

Dick: Stop making it sound like he's dying!

Batman: good work out there today Captain *hands Captain Marvel a lollipop*

Captain Marvel: :D

Flash: ):

Batman: Flash stop making that face

Flash: ): ):

Batman: Flash you're a grown man

Flash: D:

Batman:

Batman: ok fine you can have a lollipop

Flash: :D

Dick: [about Damian] Baby vibes, hold gentle, like hamburger

Jason: Bastard vibes, punt like football

Dick: No!

Tim: Yeet into the sun, perish like Icarus

Dick: NO!!!

Random Legolas Greenleaf moments: 187/?

i feel like max would say this

Arthur <3

MERLIN | 3x04 “Gwaine”

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting