Dick: Lol Ok Lil Baby

Jason: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Bruce’*

Dick: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’* 

the exception proves the rule

sometimes i think about Jason Todd crawling away from the confrontation with Bruce.

beaten and bloody, half-dead, betrayed...

i think about Jason Todd sobbing and trying to scream but unable to because his larynx was sliced with a batarang.

i think about Jason Todd coughing up blood and tearing at the scarlet bat on his chest till he reaches flesh.

i think about Jason Todd curled up on the floor, simultaneously bereft and furious- because all of it was for nothing.

Nothing changed when he died, and nothing changed when he came back.

sometimes i think of Jason Todd staring at his reflection and breaking down at the sight of a body that wasn't his.

Batman doesn't kill... so why why was his son the exception?

reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”

there are no more time to waste for a ceasefire

do not look away. all eyes on rafah

dont forget your daily clicks and all you need to know about esims

get to learn about palestine

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Interviewer: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Ni-ki: Theft.

Jungwon: Disturbing the peace.

Sunghoon: Aggravated assault.

Heeseung: Arson.

Jay: All of the above. In that order, probably.

so true

Avoid eating these 10 things if you want a summer vigilante bod

1. Laundry detergent

2. Pixelated memes from 2013

3. Antifreeze

4. Joker chemicals

5. SPF 100 sunblock

6. Your dog's homework

7. The Batmobile

8. Ancient Egyptian papyrus scrolls

9. Kryptonite

10. The concept of time

11:48pm

content: bf! sunghoon x gn! reader, fluff, playful relationship!!

a/n: hello!! i have been writing about sunghoon a lot lately LMOAOA sorry abt that… also did anyone watch all of us are dead?!?!? like i need to vent to someone about it cause…..  anyways remember to look at the request guide here before you ask for one !!

it wasn’t unusual of sunghoon to call you whenever he had the slightest issue whether it is his bread burning because his toaster is “a spawn from hell” or how he can’t find his other sock. most of the time, you didn’t mind his frantic calls. it was rather cute how he felt the need to let you know by actually talking to you and not texting you. 

though, it did surprise you at first, he didn’t seem to be the clingy type or the one to call you often. you thought you called your friends too much, but sunghoon topped you. you never complain though, you sat and listened to his mindless rambles. for someone who is quiet, he sure is a talker when it comes to you. 

sunghoon felt safe whenever he called you. he knows it may get annoying from time to time so, he tries his best to only call you when it is really important. key word – tries. most of the time he fails but hey, at least he is making an effort. 

but today, sunghoon had called you about 5 times already in the last two hours. within those two hours, you have ben trying to tidy up your house for the new year. it is a superstition you always followed, you have to go into the lunar new year with a clean house. it is so you don’t bring any bad luck into the new year, plus your house was in need of a clean.  

hearing your phone vibrate on top of the counter, you reach over and answer it. “please, tell me this is an emergency sunghoon.” you say, scrubbing your sink. your arms were on fire but that didn’t stop you. 

“well, maybe you wouldn’t see it as an emergency, but for me, it definitely is.” he said defensively. 

“what is the emergency?”

“niki keeps on making fun of my height.” he whines into the phone. if he was in front of you, he would probably be pouting and kicking his feet like a little kid. 

you sigh, finally stopping your flow. “what do you want me to do?”

“tell him to stop!”

picking up your phone, you hold it to your ear as you walk out of your kitchen. “how do i do that?!?!” you exclaim.

“i don’t know,” he says. “threaten him!”

you find a comfy place on your couch. you are really proud of yourself for finding this couch off of facebook marketplace. “i can’t do that! he is a kid!!”

“y/nnn” sunghoon whines. before you can respond, there was the sound of screams and muffled running. “Y/N!!!!!!! HELP!”

“what?!? what’s happening?” you say, a tad bit concerned for your boyfriend over the phone. it wasn’t like there was an intruder in their apartment. suddenly there was silence, and then you heard niki. “hi y/n!!”

“hi niki..?” you say confused. “what happened to sunghoon?”

“oh, sunghoon? he is in a headlock right now… say hi, sunghoon.” niki says as he hands the phone to sunghoon. “y/n, help.” he gasps, dramatically. 

“okay! bye y/n!!! see you later!” niki says into the phone and hangs up. laughing to yourself, you wonder if this is what you have to deal with for the rest of your life. 

Someone here

genre: smut

word count: 1.3k

Warnings: degradation, dirty talk, masturbation, cum play, marking, edging, spanking, 

It was nearly 10 pm when you dragged your legs up the stairs that lead to your best friend’s front door. Why did he have to forget something every time he came over to your apartment? This time, it was his watch. He almost begged you to bring it to him before Sunday on the phone. It took a lot of persuasion to get you to agree with this and you still regretted it seconds after ending the call. 

You opened the door since it wasn’t locked -you always did that- and walked into the living room, expecting to find him watching tv on the couch. Much to your surprise, he wasn’t, so you put the watch on a table and started to move toward the door to leave, thinking he might just be asleep. You heard footsteps coming in your direction, so you turned around to tease him.

“Well, what a way to welcome me! Do you know how exhausted I am? You should be glad-”

You stopped yourself mid-sentence, realizing that the man that stood before you was Hyungwon, your friend’s brother. Ruffled up bed hair and shirtless. You couldn’t help but look him up and down before mumbling out excuses. 

“Hey, (y/n)! Don’t apologize, my brother is not home, he’s at his girlfriend’s.”

Of course. He never told you about this, or the fact that Hyungwon arrived at his house a week early. He lived quite far away, so he slept in the bedroom, while your friend took the couch. 

You suddenly felt a wave of embarrassment wash over you, turning your cheeks a slight shade of red. Why was your mind immediately thinking about kissing him? You had liked Hyungwon since you were younger, but lost contact with him when he moved away. You were glad to hear that he was coming for a visit, but you didn’t expect your first encounter to happen like this.

Maybe it was his wonderfully plump lips or the way he ran his hand through his hair so slowly, or maybe it was simply the feeling he emanated, but he clearly had an effect on you. And on your body.

He stepped closer to you before talking again.

“You said I should be glad. Glad of what?”

“No, I…I thought you were your brother! Sorry for bothering you, I needed to give him his watch back, and-”

He cut you off while taking another step in your direction. 

“I’m actually glad you’re here, though.”

“And why is that?” You were genuinely surprised of his answer. 

He took one last step, stopping too close to you to hide the bright red of your cheeks from him now.

“Because I’ve wanted to be alone with you for such a long time. And from what my brother told me, you think the same, am I wrong?”

When he leaned down to kiss you, you closed the gap, enjoying his soft hold on your chin. You whispered a soft “you’re totally right”, to which he responding with an almost inaudible “finally”. The next minutes consisted of kissing each other. Your movements started slow and calm, but their intensity heightened until he was pushing you against the wall with his hands on your hips.

“I’ve thought about this for so long” His voice was breathy, which made it ten times hotter to you.

“Me too, you can’t even imagine.”

“Wait, have you touched yourself to this? You definitely have touched yourself over this.’’ He smirked as the small moan of a “yes” left your lips while his hands traveled up to your breasts. 

“Fuck, you sound so desperate for me.”

He was right. You wanted him- no, you needed him. Needed to feel his lips on yours again, to run your fingers through his hair. You needed him to explore your body and to make you beg for more. 

He moved over to the couch and you straddled his lap, locking eyes with him and silently asking him if you could move. As an answer, he grabbed your ass and pushed you down on his thigh, dragging small gasps from your lips.

“You’re so sexy, using me to pleasure yourself like that. I can’t believe we never did this…’’

“I’m asking myself the same question.” You stopped talking to catch your breath and he started trailing kissed down your neck and to your collarbone. It felt heavenly and your sounds grew louder every passing minute. Before the pleasure got too intense, he lifted you up, instructing you to lay on the bed while he looked for a small vibrator. 

When he came back into the room, he found you rubbing your clothed clit in small circles.  

“Hyungwon, I need you to fuck me so bad. I trust you, but please do something about this!”

‘‘I’ll give you what you want, sweetheart, but you’ll be begging me to stop at the end of this.”

He took off all of your clothes, except from your panties, and his lips went back to lightly sucking on your skin. You were enjoying this so much that you couldn’t help but moan loudly when he put the vibrator on your already sensitive clit. 

“Do you know how much fucking willpower I have to use not to fuck you yet? Wait a little and you’ll see what I can really do.”

He pulled his boxers down, freeing his length and began to stroke himself. He was clearly enjoying how much you reacted to his touches, but he closed the vibrator just before you could cum.

“Don’t you dare cum before I’m done with you, princess.”

He switched places with you, making you hover and slightly brush against his cock before letting you sink down on him completely. Your head flew back at the sensation of his length inside of you and you had to fight the urge to let your release take over you. You whimpered as you rolled your hips against him, hands flush on his chest to hold yourself up.

‘‘That’s it baby. Use your hips for me. You look so good like this. ’’

You lost yourself i his words, but before the wonderful feeling became too strong, you lifted yourself up again. 

“Get on all fours, baby.”

You quickly listened to his order, slightly pushing your ass against his red cock. 

“Since when do you call me baby?”

Before answering, his hand came down hard on your ass cheeks. You whined out his name and he chuckled.

“I’ll call you what I want, you little cockslut. I never knew you would enjoy this as much as you do…”

You moaned his name when he slapped you again, until your ass was bruised and red. He teased your entrance again with the tip of his length before slowly entering your dripping core. 

“You’re so wet for me. You like it when I treat you like the little slut we both know you are? Fucking your friend’s brother in his house while he’s away, how naughty.”

He put his hand against you to make you arch your back. He was hitting a new spot inside of you, which made you moan again. 

“Fuck, Hyungwon. I’m going to cum!”

The feeling of you clenching around him was enough to push him over the edge as well. He pulled out to shoot his load on your lower back, dipping two of his own fingers in his cum and bringing them to your mouth. You happily sucked on them while you came down from your high.

 “So…this is a thing now?” Your question was the first words that came out of your mouth after catching your breath. He looked into you eyes before quickly answering.

“Of course, sweetheart. It was meant to happen someday. Speaking of that, what do you think about another round? I can’t seem to get enough of you, love.”

EPISODE 16.5: THE MOVIE HAS WELL STARTED

warning: mentions of making out

"-work," breathless, beomgyu finished his sentence anyways.

y/n was getting frustrated when beomgyu kept on cutting her off and she had decided to shut beomgyu up by getting on her tiptoes and kissed him on the lips. it started with an innocent one in y/n's mind, but it wasnt y/n's fault that her hands found their way to beomgyu's hair and his hair? it was too fluffy. and it's also not beomgyu's fault that he liked the way y/n's playing with his hair a little bit too much. things got a bit out of hand and before they knew it, they were already making out.

"you've got a lot to explain, choi beomgyu," y/n patted his chest.

"could say the same about you, y/n," a smile played on his slightly swollen lips.

she turned around to face her friends, as she cleared her throat, acting like she wasnt embarrassed, but her red cheeks still gave it away.

"okay, show's over, if you could excuse me, i have a broken mug to be cleaned up, then we can start the movie,"

"oh, i thought the movie has well started already," yeonjun teased, causing everyone to laugh.

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summary: your first encounter with beomgyu was at the library, stumbling onto him and you mistakenly taking him as a library step stool. ever since that embarrassing occurrence, you seem to always bump into beomgyu, in the most unfortunate events.

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I think my most controversial batfam opinion is that Jason should not be reintegrated into the family after becoming Red Hood