'you Never Read Anymore, You Used To Love Reading' And I Have 200 Safari Tabs Open. It Never Stopped

so sad when a carabiner has like one key and nothing else on it you gotta feed that thing... bottle opener, mini flashlight, swiss army knife... all sorts of things you could attach to it the world is your oyster

“m/m is more popular because most shippers are women and most women are straight so they want to read about men since they are attracted to them” is such a stupid fucking take. as if lesbians aren’t instigating category five fujo events all over the place all damn day. as if shipping isn’t about characterization and dynamics as much if not more than like, what cartoon you want to fuck. ladies it’s time to grow up and lez out!!!

Why can’t anyone like me? plenty of people love me but why am I so goddamn unlikeable? whats wrong with me what’s wrong with me? what’s wrong with me why am I doing this it won’t make me feel better what is wrong with me why do I hurt why won’t it stop why won’t the wound congeal why is it still bleeding it’s been bleeding for three years and eternity and my whole life and since this morning why won’t it heal what’s wrong with me

Why can’t you like me

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

man of the house (lesbian daughter)