Post- Robin Face Reveal But Pre-Robin Identity Reveal, Kon Sees Tim Among The Hostages Of An Armed Bank

when your personality doesn’t match your aesthetic

The movies portraying Batman as a morally grey and dark character is so funny to me because one of the main central conflicts of Arkham Knight is that Batman is spiraling and believes he is becoming what he fears

because he IMAGINED killing Joker.

ONCE.

After being infected by Joker’s blood and after being poisoned by fear toxin. That’s what it took for him to even IMAGINE killing someone who has ruined his and other people’s lives and whose death would be justified in every conceivable way. He is so morally righteous he cannot even bear to imagine killing people, let alone doing it.

In comparison, the local “cinnamon roll” Spider-Man has actively tried murdering people many times

"THERE IS NO STATE WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO KILL A BABY WHEN IT IS BORN" THAT WAS A FUCKING AMAZING MODERATOR INTERJECTION THANK YOU SO MUCH

I’d tell them you said that, but they really don’t need that kind of ego boost

DC as actual things my friends have said: Part 2

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Dick: Woah! What’s with the face?

Jason: It’s Bruce. He never leaves me alone! I swear he’s so far up my ass I can feel him in my ovaries

Dick: You don’t have ovaries?

Jason: Exactly

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Tim:

~at 3 in the morning~

Tim: Did you know that only 5% of the ocean has been uncovered? For all we know, there could wild JoJo Siwas in the ocean

Kon: And she attacks your boat and violently humps you

Bart: Or there could be glowing squids! That’d be pretty cool

Cassie: Have any of you ever heard of inside thoughts??

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Tim: Why are you crying!? What’s wrong?!?

A very pregnant Stephanie: Sometimes when my eyes get lonely I cry because they’re friends with my tears :(

Tim:

if tim was stuck in a time loop I think the first person he'd tell would be ives because ives would believe him instantly

tim drake, robin from 1989 until forever

it’s just constant, never ending pain and confusion

So glad I’m free from Batman idk what’s going on over there

DC COMICSSS... DROP A BATGIRL 2000 OMNIBUS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

if you haven’t seen the rest of their AU yet you should totally check it out! It’s so funny and sweet and the art is so good!!

tbf Cassandra doesn't talk a lot so this is a pretty reasonable question to ask.

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Band AU but Fleetwood Mac style where the entire band consists of the bitchest and pettiest exes possible and then there’s that one character in the corner who just wants to make cool music with his friends

Peter Parker as a teacher probably had some of the craziest lore drops. Like, imagine your science teacher just casually drops that he was dating and even engaged to Scarlett Johansson.