It’s Just Constant, Never Ending Pain And Confusion

thinking about how Bart probably doesn't see the point in texting or phone calls if he can just run over and have a conversation in person, so all his text threads are probably just messages to him without a single response

petition for tim to steal inherit more of jason's identities since he already got robin and red robin from him

“liking something in fiction doesn’t mean you condone it in real life” but instead of dark fanfiction tropes it’s about liking jeeves and wooster while being a socialist

i’m weirdly proud of Cyborg, like he started out as a side character created for a comic team and now??? he’s in DC intro for their movies???? Not even NIGHTWING has that and he’s like THE character people think of when it comes to teen superheroes branching out on their own, like go him!!! He’s recognizable on his own now!!! I feel like a proud parent

Being a semi-inactive (marvel) comics fan is actually the funniest thing sometimes cause like I grew up reading my dad's old comic books where the runs were like 75% complete (if i was lucky) so I'll be sitting here, assuming I know a decent amount about a character only to be BLINDSIDED by something everyone else seems to think is common knowledge

They all yell at everyone else constantly about respecting their personal boundaries and shit but then they all turn around and track each other’s every move, like “i just wanna make sure you’re safe :(“

Love the idea of the batfam all being equally unhinged like Tim calls dick every two days with “why’d you take the cameras I use to stalk you down :(“ Dick is always placing trackers on everyone, Bruce just fucking shows up and watches his kids go about their daily lives, Jason’s got eyes all over the city to ping him if someone matching his families description pops up, Barbra is always listening and watching like love that shit

Post- Robin face reveal but pre-Robin identity reveal, Kon sees Tim among the hostages of an armed bank robbery he just thwarted in Metropolis. He flies over to him fully intending on making fun of him for getting caught up in it.

“Hey, Rob…” realizes a second too late that Robin isn’t alone and he’s about to blow his secret identity in front of… Bruce freaking Wayne?? “…ing. Robbing. You. Yeah, um. Im robbing you.”

Tim blinks incredulous, “What?”

“Yeah, I’m robbing you right now,” Kon says, committing to this decision. “Gimme your wallet or I’ll… I’ll beat you up with my tactile-telekinesis. You too, Mr Wayne.”

the amount of people who've read over a thousand are the real superheroes here

Reblog for sample size, etc.

This is by individual issue count, not the number of series or trades or what have you.

I’d tell them you said that, but they really don’t need that kind of ego boost

DC as actual things my friends have said: Part 2

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Dick: Woah! What’s with the face?

Jason: It’s Bruce. He never leaves me alone! I swear he’s so far up my ass I can feel him in my ovaries

Dick: You don’t have ovaries?

Jason: Exactly

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Tim:

~at 3 in the morning~

Tim: Did you know that only 5% of the ocean has been uncovered? For all we know, there could wild JoJo Siwas in the ocean

Kon: And she attacks your boat and violently humps you

Bart: Or there could be glowing squids! That’d be pretty cool

Cassie: Have any of you ever heard of inside thoughts??

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Tim: Why are you crying!? What’s wrong?!?

A very pregnant Stephanie: Sometimes when my eyes get lonely I cry because they’re friends with my tears :(

Tim:

Love batgirl 2000 cause sometimes its just Cassandra bests another foe with minimal effort but can she best the perils of dyslexia? find out next time!