Yes, Spain!!!!

EVERYONE go listen to ur url NOW

I think I found the perfect sweater-boyfriend equation. I lent him my sweater, he was me-branded for a week. Then he returned my sweater and I'm sitting comfortably in my own clothes while it smells like him. Perfection

silly dsmp au where every character on the server is forced to play a monthly game of among us in a circle. pandemonium ensues

would you lay on the floor and listen to records with me yes or no

whats your type?

Fictional men written by women.

Tru tru

Paul Matthews is one of the most characters ever. He’s just some guy. An evil hivemind decided that he’s their arch nemesis because he kept accidently escaping them. He has anxiety. He works a boring desk job for an evil tech company that developed time travel. He hates musicals. He’s super horny. In one timeline he’s a clone who has killed before and will kill again. He hates musicals but he loved Moana. He had a breakdown in a coffee shop. He survived a helicopter crash by wearing his seatbelt. The general of a shady, secret military unit authorised him to use a gun. He had a paper round until he was 18. His only friends are his coworkers who he would die for but refuses to hang out with outside of the office. He respects women. He’s autistic. He tried to save the world with a bunch of grenades but became the bad guy instead. He only drinks black coffee. Absolutely nobody is doing it like him. 

90 very long days, but the wait is over, sandman season 2 is official

Happy birth to Dream !!!

being alive is literally so embarrassing like omggg no haha dont look at me sorryy sorry my organs are functioning and my brain cells are communicating through electrical impulses i know its weird aha. again SOO sorry omg this is probably so awkward. sorry