i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
The others not realizing just how bad it is until the usual comic relief character assumes the position of caretaker and they're taking the whumpee's current condition Very seriously
Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.
relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever
oop! fixed it sorry🫰🏽
He looks pretty, doesn't he? he looks nice when he's not angry or worried or sad and stuff. well, he looks nice when he's like that too, but it's good that he's not like that all the time anymore. I always traumatise the shit out of him, but he always ends in happiness