Me

If they don’t get a happily ever after in season 2 I’m gonna riot!

Olrox: I'm not in love with you

Olrox: I don't want you to die

DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT MY DUDE

Here’s a small Swap Sans x Reader Drabble I did on my Wattpad.

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You laid in bed, the covers over you comfortably. You were content, until you heard the blinds open, and the sunlight hits you in the face. You groaned and pulled the covers over you.

   "Good morning human!" Sans said cheerfully. He then saw your figure under the covers and sat beside you. He gently shook you with a big smile on his face. 

   "Darling, it's time to get up!" You head peeked out of the covers as your tired eyes looked at your loving boyfriend.  

   "Can't I just have a few more minutes?... I don't have anything important to do today anyways." Sans then gave you a quick kiss on your forehead. 

   "Alright, I'll have breakfast ready for you when you wake up."

   "Thanks hon..." 

   Sans hummed happily as he was cooking, he jumped slightly when he felt your arms wrap around him. 

  "Hello there sleepyhead!"

   "Hi..." 

   "Goodness, work must've been exhausting for you to be this sleepy." You nodded as you felt his arms wrap around you and give your forehead a kiss. 

   "I made breakfast, and I made your coffee, just how you like it." 

   "Thank you Sans.."

IM SORRY HE WHAT—

DON'T FORGET BOWSER HAS A CANNON DICK DESIGN Y'ALL! CAUSE NINTENDO TRADEMARKED IT IT MAKES IT A CANNON PIECE OF WORK OWNED BY NINTENDO!

Link to photo on reddit-

https://href.li/?https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/sz8pl4/thanks_i_hate_bowsers_canon_cock/

When Mikey says a no no word.

*checks calendar*

Oh gosh—

It’s massive cock Monday

Will never forgive Key and Peele cause now everytime I see the name “Aaron” I just default to “A-A-Ron”

OK EPISODE 8 OF WANDAVISION HAD ME

S H O O K