Latest Posts by chaotic-cheesepuff - Page 2
memeception
the best parts of columbo are the bits in each episode where the villains like 5 seconds from snapping at columbo, but they can’t without being suspicious so they just make This Face
I love Columbo because there’s all these rich white guys who are like “I’m better and smarter and more special than everyone, I deserve to do a free murder! And get away with it too!” So they do some murder, and then this guy shows up
And he looks like a pile of dirty laundry, and he wanders in off the street holding the saddest cup of coffee you’ve ever seen and goes “Hey, sorry to bother you, but I knew it was you who did the murder by shaking your hand. What a lovely home by the way, unbelievable, absolutely gorgeous. Oh and sorry, but I did also trick you into hand delivering damning evidence to me, hope you understand :/ Got a light by the way? Anyone got a light around here, a match er something?”
And then he runs off because his car is getting towed or whatever. It’s great, I fucking love it, and I’d happily watch 10000 episodes of this exact formula :)
what if they gave you the actual arcphone instead of just a case
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last one is a direct quote from my cousin. thanks for dropping that one me the other day, blue.
🚨Welcome To My Clinic!🚨
me running to matheo’s house every morning to give him gifts only for him to tell me to eat shit and die
digging in my trash
Truly a god among men
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A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.
Capitalism is so exhausting
As a former “Pinterest is the only social media my parents let me have” girlie, all y’all that repost wild shit on Pinterest the best, on God
i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
Sounds like he's already hit his limit of white powder lol
Also - being from the south myself - I TOO forget how to function like a normal human being when trying to drive if there's even a DUSTING of snow. Flash floods? Tornadoes? No problem! A light dusting of snow on the ground?!?! Real Shit
I can’t believe Apollo blessed someone with the gift of prophecy and they made a shitpost
for Scarlet and Violet’s gimmick, I would like to propose something called hattenizing. When used in battle, Pokemon gain a special “hattenized” form which is just their regular form but with a sick hat to wear. this changes absolutely nothing and is wholly pointless. I will not be taking questions
Funnee dragon game just be like that sometimes
Reblog to prove you had an account on November 22, 2022
Always got to be ready for a Pokémon throw down at any time :/
I want a pangolin Pokémon :(
