I Got This Today

My obsession with Legolas has finally reached a point where I did this

I have a problem okay. Legolas is both let's be honest

I was talking with a few friends and I was showing my “hear me out” list that isn’t actually a hear me out list (it’s more of a I would love to give you a hug and a cookie and listen to you talk about your problems for hours list) and as I was explaining that I wouldn’t really like to be with these people in any way but friendly, a teacher ended up overhearing the conversation and proceeded to tell me that I have a savior complex.

After taking some time to really think about it and analyze myself,

I’m sad to report that I have a savior complex.

My mom got me a Stanley cup so she can get me to drink more water everyday instead of like 3 cups a week (I'm dehydrated, it's okay, it's a lifestyle, my kidneys are going to hate me in the future anyway) but within, I kid you not, 3 days of having it I have broken it already. Stanley cups are not ADHD proof it seems.

ADHD 1

Stanley 0

Watching Star Trek.

I didn’t know Apollo knew the force.

He pulled a Darth Vader on Kirk.

So I was listening to the song "Little Girls" from "Annie" (2014) and all of a sudden I came to the realization that Mr. D would have a love/hate relationship with the Annie movies (the one from 2014 and 1982).

As a joke Percy convicted everyone at camp to buy Annie (1982) DVDs to mess with Mr. D and it has been going for the longest time that Mr. D just gave in so that the campers can't bother him with it anymore.

And it worked until 2014 rolled around and once it came out on DVD the tournament began once more.

(mr. D won't admit that he loves the song Little Girls from Annie but he feels like he is 2014 Miss Hannigan but the campers think that he is 1982 miss Hannigan but he's a good mix of both leaning more towards 1982)

LU headcanon

Wild is a sneaky klepto.

Like he won't take things from the rest of the chain, he has a kind of code or something, but when the chain reaches towns/villages and anything like that, Wild leaves with 10x more then he came with.

And the rest of the chain doesn't really notice. Like they question some stuff but don't put the dots together.

"how is it that Wild breaks so many weapons but seems to always have something to fight with?" Four, Sky, and Warriors question "he must have a lot of weapons on him"

"how does he make so much food when we only see him buy a few things and scavenge a little bit?" Wonder Legend, and Hyrule? "Must have a lot saved up from before we met him."

"how did he get those boots that I swear I saw on that guy over at the tavern?" Thinks Time "must have bought them off him."

Twilight is starting to piece things together but at the same time is like saying to himself "no he wouldn't do that"

The only one who kind of knows is Wind for obvious reasons but he doesn't say anything, because he ain't no snitch.

It's not until way later in the adventure that everyone starts to notice that Wild has some pretty sticky fingers and starts to think about things that happened that would only make sense if Wild was a kleptomaniac.

1. Guards asking people if they know anything about their missing weapons.

2. Ladles, Axe's, and other stuff being there one moment and gone the next.

3. Food stuff being left out with no one watching it disappearing mysteriously.

And a whole bunch of other stuff.

Once all the pieces fell together they had to confront Wild about his stealing problem.

Now whenever they go to towns/villages they have to keep wild on a rope or someone (not Wind ever) has to watch him like a toddler.

Batfam headcanon

The batfam has movie night every Sunday (they actually do it in the afternoon) but it has slowly become a book-based-movies-knowledge-off between Jason and Damian that they pretend is a fight but everyone knows that's just how they bond.

It was fun at the beginning for the rest of the bat family to watch but after a while it got annoying because, while the rest of the family is trying to watch the movie, Damian and Jason are booknerding out.

Jason puts Lord of the rings: the fellowship of the rings (extended addition) on because for the last 3 movie "nights" Cass, Dick, and Bruce have coordinated with each other to watch the 3 Hobbit movies.

Damian: "why are they not mentioning that it is also Frodo's birthday? And why did they make it so that Gandalf and Frodo don't know about the ring, they were in on the prank"

Jason: "Where are the dwarves that Bilbo was traveling with? There were supposed to be dwarves. The guy is 111, he needs them at this point"

Damian: "isn't Legolas supposed to have dark hair, why is he blonde?"

(Tim in the background: " leave Legolas out of this discussion, he's a hot elf that's all that matters")

This goes on for two movie "nights" and the next movie "night" its Duke's turn to pick.

Duke picks Little woman knowing full well that Damian and Jason will not talk during the movie and also because he likes to watch Jason pretend that he's not crying.

Afterwards Jason rereads the little woman book.

(no hate to the LoTR movies or Legolas I freaking love both but I do wish that they made it so Gandalf was in on the prank like in the books so that I could see Bilbo and him laughing at the other Hobbits because that would have been freaking hilarious but I understand why they didn't and love the movies anyway)

I finished both fallout and arcane within a 4 days of each other and I don’t think I should’ve done that in such a short span of time because my mental heath took a blow from both.

I was already having a hard time with the end of Arcane and then I just had to subject myself to Fallout (which was amazing) and I at least had someone to talk to about arcane but I don’t have anyone to talk to about fallout and I don’t know what to do.

But I got to know two amazing, beautiful sweet, deranged women along the way so it was worth it I have to say.

Still traumatized though lol.