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two headed man
im right and i will say it
william shatner is kind of like a sith lord because he was born with the divine and incredible power of being incredibly cunty yet he only uses it for evil (being annoying on twitter and going to space for no reason) like we know he has astronomical levels of pure cunt coursing through his veins (we’ve all seen kirk)imagine if it was used for good.
In another, better world i know the Shatster is fulfilling his true destiny of being a guest judge on drag race 
They were having a whore off
Jim: are you sure this is where the distress signal came from, Spock?
Spock: yes, Captain. the message said they were dealing with a creature called the Unknown
The Phantom Menace
witnessing the horrors
I didn't even notice the ass slam at the first time 😭😭😭😭😭
examples
ah ok the head writer commenting the lokius post with spirk, yes, I’m totally fine totally ok whatever yes right
My roommate said they look like they're trying to adopt a child in 2006
I can't sleep so Star Trek TOS/SNW dashboard simulator
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to this day I can't understand why they're called the Three Musketeers if there's FOUR of them? Did Dumas just forget his own main character???
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You've got to be kidding me
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I know right? A mistake like this would never happen in Russian literature!
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After months of taking care of everyone else on this giant tin can I really earned this shore leave. Now I get to drink, relax, flirt with some lovely ladies and sleep until noon 😎 Just what the the doctor ordered!
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Update: A fucking purple tree ate five crewmen. Again.
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Despite being among humans for close to a decade, I still find their tendency to overcomplicate and avoid aspects of social situations to be confusing at best and infuriating at worst. So much time is wasted on tedious matters such as who gets to 'make the first move' or 'not come off too strong'.
For example, everyone aboard my vessel is keenly aware of Lt. Uhura and Engineer Scott's 'budding romance'. But their need to extend their oddly avoidant courtship ritual, rather than outright state their interest in one another, is pointless, as well as frustrating to witness.
Why do they do this? Why not 'get it over with', as they say?
I encourage answers from all cultures, human or otherwise.
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I'm sorry Scotty and Nyota are WHAT
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DELETE THIS
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SPOCK NOOO HE DOESN'T THINK OF ME LIKE THAT 😭
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But I do! I thought you knew and were just being nice about it!
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DMing you rn 😳
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You're welcome.
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PSA: If you visit Antares VII, stay clear of any yellow plants, their pollen can have some...inconvenient effects on the biology of humanoid peoples.
My XO and I suffered through troubling symptoms until it was almost too late. Thankfully, we figured out a cure in time.
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I can only find info on the symptoms. What was the cure? 👀
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Do I really have to say it?
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The galaxy if Klingons didn't exist
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Wow. Humans are openly advocating for our disappearance yet Klingons are the bad guys? I thought your federation stood for peace.
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Cry harder you genocidal wrinkly-faced bitch I hope your planet gets sucked into a black hole
#If you think a joke is on par with what they do then book an MRI because you might have brain damage #fuck Klingons and anyone that sympathizes with them
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So I can either skim through this asteroid belt on Warp 2 for 3 hrs or on Warp 5 for 15 mins
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Erica no! That's not how navigation works!
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FLOOR IT???
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ERICA NO
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HOW ABOUT WARP 7 FOR 15 SECONDS?
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ERICA YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH THE SHIP
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I AM GOING TO HARNESS LIGHT-SPEED TO ZIGZAG THROUGH THE VOID
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ERICA P L E A S E
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I know some species are very private, but you'd think they'd share the important stuff, esp when we should trust each other by now.
How are we supposed to enjoy my weekly dinners if you all don't tell me what to watch out for :/ This is the third time this happens to the same person and I had to get the answer why from our CMO
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Wait what did I miss while I was gone
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Spock got wasted on my chocolate fudge cake and hit his head on the counter ://///
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Finally finished this comic project. I decided to make the full thing available here. This is my first time making something like this, so thoughts and comments are much appreciated.
I know Vulcan hearts are on their side so the liver area. Does that mean like traditional slow dancing, you could just FEEL their heart racing? Your hand would be right over where it is.
I'm imagining Bones having to teach Spock traditional human slow dancing for a big event coming up. Kirk put him up to it because he thought it was funny. The two have a horrible start of it since Spock doesn't see the point and he's fussing, but McCoy manages to talk him into it and through the first few steps.
Eventually after they practice the moves separately they have to actually dance together, and he takes the lead to guide Spock the first few times. He places his hand on Spock's side and immediately notices his heart rate is through the roof. They've only just begun so it can't be from exertion.
Bones: "Spock? You alright?"
Spock: "I am quite alright Doctor."
Bones: "I know Vulcan's heart rates are unusually fast but..."
Spock: "I aM FIne... Doctor."
Spock's voice cracks slightly as his face grows a little green.
forget touching grass i need to touch chest hair
Excuse me!?
*From TOS season 3 bloopers.
Someone: Why do you keep showing me clips from Star Trek TOS all the time?
Me:
beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
Am I the first one noticed this cause this can't be real 😭
We made it through another year of that godforsaken Star Trek hyperfixation!! Here’s to ten million more 🥂
I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
I was bored and I drew dis on class
(gently leave it here)
Amok Time.
IT CAN'T BE REAL Klingon is literally just like askajdhr I just can't 😂😭
The different Spocks getting their nails painted by Jim (:
The fact of the matter is, both Zachary Quinto and Ethan Peck are objectively attractive men but they look stupid as fuck in Spock hair & makeup, while Leonard Nimoy somehow becomes even hotter with pointed ears and a bowl cut. This is the universe's way of telling us only Nimoy is the true Spock vessel
imagine you start watching this new show and it’s a silly little show about space set in the future then they announce the next season so you wait excitedly for five months and finally it’s here… you all sit round the tv and suddenly one of the main characters who is known for being unemotional starts going mad because of “biology…” and you slowly realise that he needs to have sex or he’s going to die so the other main character risks his entire career to help him out then they start ‘wrestling’ on the sand and the one going through the mating fever ends up killing the other guy which ends the fever but now he’s depressed because he just killed his best friend but wait he’s not actually dead the unemotional one is overjoyed everything’s fine and then they go back to work like nothing happened… you look at everyone else sitting in stunned silence thinking “did any one else think that was a little… yknow” then you accidentally start modern fandom and shipping culture
Just curious
*reference -＞Princess Mononoke
Personally, I believe this is very suitable…