The Signs As Relaxing Things

the signs and their dreams

Vivid, intense: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius,

Meaningful, complex: Taurus, Gemini, Libra

Precognitive, psychic: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Ambiguous, symbolic: Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

of heaven and hell

aries: a heavenly body of grace coming to accompany a hurt soul to bring them where they belong, covered in iron armor or a white dress with a red bleed at the heart, not indicating their cause of death

taurus: a strong advisor alternating between being a welcomer at the gates of heaven as well as the gates of hell, previously a tortured soul whom has now found peace, takes on the form of a young teen

gemini: an administer of purgatory who manipulates indecisive souls, typically skips or sprints to their destination, takes on the form of a child

cancer: a scribe at the check-in of purgatory, automatically recognizes you and writes down your name, and asks you to write your signature with a feather and quill in the adjacent box with a smile, takes on the form of the first person you lost in your life

leo: a floating body with a back-lit seemingly angelic presence, generally a guide amongst the stairway to heaven, or a transporter between the various layers of hell (often lets people they deem innocent to escape), takes on the form of their favorite age of their most recent life

virgo: an esteemed coach/trainer for anyone wanting to move up from purgatory or to escape hell, granted permission to do so by the Higher Power, takes on their form of themselves one year before they died, but generally with animal-like adaptations (wings, horns, feathers, etc.)

libra: used as an exemplary for anyone in any faction of the Afterlife, has been to all three factions (for various reasons), and now cannot be reincarnated and serves as a council member of the Higher Power, is allowed to serve with one loved one, both in their form of when they first fell in love or discovered their bond

scorpio: a guardian angel who takes upon their eventual age in their twenties, however looks nothing like a stereotypical angel and is amongst the living, visible only to those who seek their help willingly

sagittarius: the guardian of all animals, who gives each animal the best care possible and finds their owners to reunite them eventually, serves with their best friend from their most recent life, and can communicate with animals they have been reincarnated as once before, takes on the same form as virgo

capricorn: the one who ties up all loose ends and makes amends between the dead and the living, (for example) if a dead soul hadn't gotten to say goodbye to a loved one, they would deliver a sense of peace to the loved one, also known as the stage of acceptance in the five stages of grief, takes on any form they wish

aquarius: a Judge apart of the Higher Power council, who determines where a person is to go; Heaven, Purgatory, etc., often feels guilt or regret toward their decisions, takes on the form of themselves during the age they were the most pure

pisces: takes on the form at which they found themselves the most beautiful, is the orchestrator of all heavenly activities, and arguably has the most envied job in all of the Afterlife

The Signs as The Muses

Calliope (epic poetry): Leo, Capricorn

Clio (History): Aries

Erato (lyric poetry): Pisces

Melpomene (tragedy): Cancer,

Euterpe (music): Aquarius,

Urania (astronomy): Taurus, Libra

Thalia (comedy): Gemini, Sagittarius

Polyhymnia (choral poetry): Scorpio

Terpsichore (dance): Virgo

my Sam!sim got caught on fire and it’s not even funny even more

why do they all have to burn?

I feel ya Sam

THE SIGNS AS GREEK MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES

Aries: Chimera

Taurus: Minotaur

Gemini: Hydra

Cancer: Harpies

Leo: Manticore

Virgo: Nymphs

Libra: Sirens

Scorpio: Lamia Vampires

Sagittarius: Centaurs

Capricorn: Medusa

Aquarius: Muses

Pisces: Merpeople

high pressure: ARIES, gemini, leo, virgo, libra, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

low pressure: taurus, cancer, SCORPIO, pisces

One scene from Lazarus Rising with captions for the Wincest-impaired. 

I’m sorry but their faces in this scene are just…. I mean LOOK AT THEM. 

It’s also hilarious that Pamela’s a psychic and they barely get in the door before she’s suggesting a threesome.

Power and Control

Power to do whatever they want: Sagittarius, Aquarius

Power as in being powerful: Aries, Leo

Control over people: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces

Control over situations: Taurus, Virgo, Libra

All of the above: Scorpio, Capricorn

Samelia Pondchester

YES GOOD

Who cooks: Sam prefers to but they alternate

Who does the laundry and other chores: Both

How many children do they have: Two

Who’s more dominate: Sam

Favorite nonsexual activity: Picnics

Their favourite place to be together: Home

Any traditions: Every Christmas they go all out, Sam decorating the house to the extreme with Amy complaining about having to take it down later, but secretly loving every moment of it. Then they have proper big family dinners, inviting Dean, Castiel and the Doctor along.

Their “song”: Copacabana by Barry Manilow, the song that was playing when Sam proposed.

What they do for each other on holidays: Say they won’t give each other presents but then both of them still get each other presents.

Where did they go for their honeymoon: France

Where did they first meet: Amy was in America for a break and got caught up in one of Sam and Dean’s hunts. Then she asked him out and a year later in the middle of a hunt decided to get married and had Castiel do the wedding authorising thingy.

Any pets: A dog, though Amy was reluctant at first

What do they fight over: Sam’s hair.

Do they go on vacations, if so where: Anywhere really. They’ll get the Doctor to pick them up, specifying somewhere safe even though they know it rarely ends up being that way.

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