Okay But Cute Josuyasu Idea

That's them. That's the entire relationship.

You know that part where Richie is like "next time, we go through the regular scary door" and Eddie is like "next time?!"

I want to read an AU fic where they meet through tinder or bumble whatever and Richie thinks it'd be a great idea to go to a carnival and picks a scary ride - and it is TERRFYING - and through all of it, Richie implies there'll be another date and even though Eddie is like "Next time?!" because of course there'll be a next time and Richie asks "yeah, why wouldn't there be?" Like it's OBVIOUS

"Well, I'm Hansel, in case you didn't know," the man reached his hand out for a shake, "and who might you be?"

Loki shifted to greet him "I'm Loki.

"Hansel smiled, eyes gleaning, "hi Loki."

Listen, I really decided to wake up and write something like this on my day off.

It should be canon that even though Eddie tries to 'drown' him in the quarry for fun, Richie always lets him because it means

Eddie is practically on top of him AND IT'S SKIN ON SKIN CONTACTTT

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My friend sent me a cute clip of Celebrity First Dates Hotel where the show sets up two people... all I could think of is what if Reddie were actors (Richie from SNL naturally) and people adored their interactions from one film they did together.

Imagine if the show put Richie and Eddie on a blind date - both are surprised to see each other but laugh because they had no idea and obviously the date goes really well (and the shows ratings skyrocket obvsly).

I'll have you know I've already written 1k all in one damn night of a Reddie fic and idk what I'm doing and maybe I should make this the first chapter out of possibly 3 for your greedy eyes but I'm excited??????

Imagine Reddie meeting through a rideshare (strangers sharing a ride like an uber of sorts)

Can you imagine a modern AU reddie where Richie always talks about he and Eddie's wedding and what it'll be like and Eddie's like "???? We aren't even dating yet??" but it wasn't like he was going to say no

shiv sitting on every chair, table or surface she could find