Imagine A Divorced, Stressed & Busy Eddie Taking His Kid To Childcare Or School And He Meets The Carefree

GUYS I wrote this months ago for JOSUYASU WEEK 2019 and then I ended up being late and then I became a Reddie fanatic so my luck is completely out of the door and I’M SORRY.  Summary: Written for Day 1 of Josuyasu week with the prompt “Sports AU.”

Shifter Eddie... I can't help but see him as a cat. All little and he acts prickly and standoffish sometimes but he's really SUPER affectionate and clingy if you let him do it on his own terms, and YEAH, his ears are just ALWAYS swiveled towards Richie. He's pretending to ignore him as he hides his giggles in his hand. (and like a cat, even if it seems like he's ignoring you, he's VERY demanding when he wants that attention, and he's just selective about who he loves and trusts)

IF EDDIE IS A CAT, RICHIE WOULD DEF BE A DOG. CAN YALL IMAGINE?!?!

Eddie would be like "STOP SNIFFING ME YOU MUTT" BUT WOULD SECRETLY SMELL HIM BACK ALL THE TIME?!

In honour of trying to use my Tumblr again, I wanted to ask what supernatural being do you think the whole Roy family would be? i.e vampires.. werewolves... etc

(This is technically for a tomgreg fic, but the post isn't about tomgreg, ty)

Can you imagine 40s reddie where Richie is doing something mundane and Eddie tugs him away to go somewhere private and Richie is like "No wayy, this is doing something for you??" and Eddie is embarrassed but horny and like "just stfu and come over here"

PAIRING: fem! tomgreg

SUMMARY:

... before she made her crafty way over, Greta held her back by the elbow and, in her skittish way, offered a tit for tat. An exchange that being the ‘punching bag’ would be more worthwhile on her end. Honestly, Tam couldn’t be prouder...

Greta was pretty vague in what she was asking of Tam, and so she decided to play into that. “Oh, the forboden ‘do whatever you want to me?’ Going to beat me up, Gret? Rob me?”

“Not forboden! It’s not!-” Gret gave her a flustered look, “I mean, it’s not something terrible, but like, rather in a sexual manner?”

I want to picture a young Bill Hader and James Ransone so I neeed a college!reddie where the gang are still as close as ever and because Eddie had always been concerned about diseases, he never got to experience kissing and somehow it slipped that he's never had a good kiss and Richie eagerly volunteers to give him the best and they both decide to just continue forever~

Imagine Richie not looking where he's going, because he's damn late, and collides with a runner and finds himself sprawled over a hottie who wears the shortest shorts he's ever seen and he hears himself gawk a "fuck me... look at you."

MMM! The hair thing! Like, he's never cared about that before, but Richie just looks so good?? And it's not like Richie is a bear, exactly, there are hairier guys out there, but the first time he sees a little chest hair peeking out of the top of a shirt, it's like... OH WOW, HE IS... SO VIRILE??, and his arms have a nice level of hair going on, and seeing Richie's shirt ride up and getting a peek at the hair leading down from his navel, where it is a little thicker? Of COURSE he's into it!

YESSS. IM ALSO SURPRISED that there's so many Bill Hader pictures showing off his arms WHAT IS THIS. Eddie would have a crisis

Don’t judge me but I had a thought. What if Reddie were in an AU where people were animal shifters with ears and a tail... because it’d be harder to deny their feelings when their tails are moving like woowooowoo!!, like Richie’s would go crazy every time!!!