You Know That Vine Where Two Guys Went Up To A Homophobic Man And Kissed In Front Of Him? Can You Imagine

The thing is, Richie made fun of Eddie for having a fannypack and I just realized I do that to my best friends who also wear them... and I never got the connection.

(only difference is my friends are a gay couple lol)

SHERLOCK AU fic tho?!

I feel like he would do this all the time

Richie: wait, who are you married to again?

Eddie: *sigh* Richie Tozier

Richie: that's riiiight *finger guns*

Don’t judge me but I had a thought. What if Reddie were in an AU where people were animal shifters with ears and a tail... because it’d be harder to deny their feelings when their tails are moving like woowooowoo!!, like Richie’s would go crazy every time!!!

Imagine if Richie thought he had his gay feelings in check and in secret but while he was talking, Eddie reaches out to him to brush a strand of hair from his forehead and Richie ℂ𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖 and his voice breaks

Can someone write a reddie fic where Eddie is new and extremely nervous meeting new people and worried what they'd think of him, and the gang hopes he'd warm up to them eventually and this Richie keeps being inappropriate to him until he had enough and snapped "that's not my fucking name, dickwad. It's Eddie. Are you fucking stupid?" And Richie grins, incredibly pleased and definitely aroused "I knew you were a hot spitfire. Insult me again~"

There's a lot of reddie fics about how Richie always has an arm on a chair behind Eddie's shoulders and I want you all to know that makes me feeeeel a lot. Thank you

I like to think Richie would feel like he's on top of the world if Eddie admitted he was his sexual awakening, even though it's obvs Eddie was for him too.

totally normal things like when your wife's cousin admits to watching you carefully for six hours to see if you've smiled.

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

(night before The Munsters ep, where Greg was way too chummy around Tom)

“I could what? What are you about to say, Gregory? Go on.”

Greg inhaled through his nose, a look of nerves and boldness that Tom rarely sees. “I think if you got fucked hard, you’d calm down a bit.”