Totally Normal Things Like When Your Wife's Cousin Admits To Watching You Carefully For Six Hours To

Can you imagine Reddie attempting to do ASMR??

What if Sonia was even more strict that Eddie stayed home a lot unless it was a trip to the pharmacy for his medication and is homeschooled.

He always sees the same group of friends outside until one of them with dark curly hair and big glasses sees him through the window and waves at him.

Later on, the gang meet Eddie and Richie often goes through his window.

"Are you even sick?? Or is that your mother making you think you are?"

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS.

Eddie made a bulk order of regular running shorts but ends up getting these, and he wants to call and complain but Richie is like WELL HANG ON A SEX- I MEAN SEC.... maybe you should give them ago????

Vampire!Reddie- Eddie is a pedantic kind of vampire. He goes to a hotel bar and this man, Richie, practically falls into his lap without him needing to pull anything. They go up to the room (Eddie insisting on bringing a glass of orange juice into the bedroom), making out, Eddie sits on top of him and bites - expecting the other man to freak out and struggle - but Richie groans "god, you're giving me a huge boner right now."

And Eddie, surprised, after he's done drinking, says "well if you drink all of your orange juice, you can fuck me" - and Richie quickly gulps the juice and get down to business.

It's too easy for me to picture Eddie as a pilates teacher or someone who does pilates and Richie goes for the first time and is very distracted and distracting but come on, it'll 100% be Eddie in red shorts

What advice would post season 4 Succession characters give to their season 1 selves??

(they all end up ignoring their own advice for some reason or another and the show goes the exact same)

Okay but can we imagine an AU where Sonia is a super supportive parent and she loves that Tozier boy when he comes over and doesn't say anything when she knows he sneaks in and she drops hints about both of them and it's all wholesome and there's barely plot a part from Reddie yearning and feelings???

i fw u snoopy

Dog!Shifter Richie and cat!Shifter Eddie... y e a h, yes, my crops are watered. Richie just, like... LICKS Eddie's cheek while they're kissing, early on in the relationship, and Eddie shoves at him and tells him he's DISGUSTING (but he kind of likes it and if Richie ever wants to do it again he totally could, just maybe not in front of people)

THERES JUST SO MANY IDEASSS!!

Hey it's ok! The few that remained after the reveal, still ship it just in an AU so the uh controversial thing is no longer an issue ;)

Awesome!! I really hope there'll be some quirky stories in the future like babysitter!Sam with a single father!Cliff, or things like that. I'm reading the one that's available in AO3 for the ship sp I'm excited!!