*guy Who Is Very Clearly Going Through. Something* Oh Yknow. Just A Little Tired Haha

Imagine Richie, famous gay comedian, having a great show, the crowd loves him but he kept checking out a guy at the front and decides to shoot his shot.

R: I'm sorry everyone, I'm getting distracted by this hot guy over here. *crouches down* Hi, what's your name?

E: ... what? me?

R: Fuck yeah, you. Are you, perhaps, gay, single and ready to mingle?

Bev: YES, YES HE IS. His name is Eddie!

Kyle: *whispers* want me to fingerbang you, baby? Stan: -please don’t.

every time Tom says "Greg"

the absolute range this man can extract from a single name

Hear me out. Cafe owner/florist Stede and Bikey gang Ed

someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

Has anyone ever been ficmatized?? Kind of like dickmatized but all you can think about is that fic you're reading cuz it's soooo good

In honour of trying to use my Tumblr again, I wanted to ask what supernatural being do you think the whole Roy family would be? i.e vampires.. werewolves... etc

(This is technically for a tomgreg fic, but the post isn't about tomgreg, ty)

I want to picture a young Bill Hader and James Ransone so I neeed a college!reddie where the gang are still as close as ever and because Eddie had always been concerned about diseases, he never got to experience kissing and somehow it slipped that he's never had a good kiss and Richie eagerly volunteers to give him the best and they both decide to just continue forever~

YES HELLO I’ve finally written that Josuyasu idea from my previous post!