Idk I Had This Silly Idea Since Like January I Never Had The Energy To Make A Nice Comic So Here

More TMC OC stuff…! Idk I’ve really just been drawing these goofies lately

(See below for Astar titties)

Oh, that's affection

What format of au content would you expect? Really, what would you like to see?

I do not know if bunnydoll hashtags are needed here if I make them free for different ships. Although let it be, for those who love this ship 🙌

my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.

i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.

point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.

i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.

i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.

i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.

(i think i was...six?)

anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.

(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)

so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?

so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.

the compost pile was full of worms.

and she told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and i would go to heaven, and i would be able to talk to the worms, and i would be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident out of excessive Love, and that they would forgive me, because worms have six hearts and no malice.

at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.

and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.

but because she loved me.

Can Gabriel stab others with his halo? It looks quite sharp

My immediate thought was of this scene-

Which. Hmm, never thought of it like that before but

Gabriel your not scary, youre attractive

“Hmm..not scary, but attractive you say?”

“Sassy, hm? That’s a new one. Much appreciated for the compliments. Could I offer you something to eat, in return?”

“If she hates the coffee so bad, why does she keep coming back? If she lives I might kill her myself to have one less pain in the ass.”

— (1st pic) —

G: Sir, this is a coffee shop.

— (2nd pic) —

G: Favorite? Ha, funny. I’m not fickle enough to have “favorites.”

(A/N: It’s caramel mocha with extra whipped cream and added chocolate drizzle.)

— (3rd pic) —

G: Yes, yes, I’ll get to you, thank you…

G: Of course they know I’m also St. Gabriel’s pastor. Little hard to blend in when you look like this, and unlike the others I can’t just change this face like you’d change your clothes.

G: And look. I don’t care how people are spending their money here as long as I’m getting paid.

G: If someone wants the liquid equivalent of a bullet to the heart, then fine. You bought it, I make it, the end.

— (4th pic) —

S: Uh, Gabriel…we got another complaint from that 14 espresso shot lady. She’s blaming us for ending up in the ER again-

G: GOOD. I hope that witch dies this time.

me and the homies got a bit silly and made this abomination

its terrifying LMFAO

@bagel1234 @disturbedpodzol @friedfrogs

You know what? Let’s turn the tables. What’s YOUR greatest fear, Gabriel? I’ll share mine if you share yours… 👀

Maybe he hasn’t read the Gen Z Bible, but he might’ve picked up on some other youth humor…

G: Oh, I’m afraid-

G: -afraid I’ll be a little late visiting your mom tonight.

They both panicked 😔

Charlie has to be the safest person ever. Not only is she the second most powerful being in Hell, but her Protection Squad™️ consists of her ex-exorcist angel girlfriend, a spider demon from a crime boss family, a former overlord gambler, a cyclops maid that will stab anybody if you simply tell her to, a snake war general with hypnotic powers, the motherfucking cannibalistic radio demon who has killed hundreds if not thousands of people just cause he can, and her father who is literally the FUCKING DEVIL