Miscommunication Prompts

If alternates are cats

And alternates work at a coffe shop

Altercat cafe?

That'd be like have a cat cafe with tigers and panthers bu ykw probably totally worth it

Can Gabriel stab others with his halo? It looks quite sharp

My immediate thought was of this scene-

Which. Hmm, never thought of it like that before but

I am a useless, useless, useless child.

Nobody will come for me anymore...

Some facts about Astar:

Astar Magdalene (probably not his real name) / Age: 26 (maybe) / Currently residing in Mandela

Was born during a period where alternates had become common knowledge; exhibited "strange" behaviors as a child which resulted in his parents abandoning him for fear of him being an alternate

Put in the foster care system where he was passed from family to family; treated poorly in most & was abandoned several more times for the same reasons

Eventually managed to figure something out for work & bought a cheap home in Mandela; lived there for a year, battling a worsening mental state & periodically attempting suicide

One attempt, where he tried to drown himself when he was 25, was successful, and he was clinically dead for a while. While dying, he had a vision of Gabriel, who told him his life had been meaningless & that he was "finally waking up." Paramedics managed to revive him after a passerby called them

After that he became fascinated by alternates; he wants to know everything they know & more, about their biology, and what M.A.D. is. If his life didn't mean anything, then he has nothing to lose anyway

Spends most of his time working online (he runs a site selling handcrafted items mostly but does other things too), but often goes out at night to watch people & see if he can distinguish any alternates, or actively chasing alternate reports

After his near death he's gained the ability to sense the presence of alternates; he gets a strange rush which usually makes him excited

Most definitely neurodivergent (the "strange behaviors" as a kid was totally just early signs of it)

Is most comfortable around people his age or younger; has a deep distrust of any older adults and especially older men

Abnormally strong for his size & agile; doesn't resort to violence often but if pushed, can get extremely brutal

⭐️ Never in my life would I think Russian and German Jax would fight over English Ragatha but here we are ⭐️

Gabriel this Gabriel that. GUYS LOOK AT SIX. HE IS CLEARLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE IN THE WHOLE SERIES.

Also since Gabriel likes wearing the Jesus 4000's (slippers) does he go PLAP PLAP PLAP every time he walks?

No barefeet for free

(Transcript)

S: As if his Royal Highness would walk anywhere when he can fly. Standing on the ground is just a courtesy.

G: I would be barefoot, but I know some of you mortals wouldn’t behave. So you’ll have to pay premium for those.

I like platonic vox charlie bc it's like a beautiful autism friendship to me... think about it

Fave new twitter thread

yuri shipping

Is this toxic yaoi