chiariuchiha
Indie RP Blog - Naruto OC || 13 yrs RP experience || 30+ || Still on first watch of series... || Under Construction! || Penned by Charlie
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Send 🗡 to hold a blade to my muse's throat for their reaction!
Alternatively, send 'reverse + 🗡' for my muse (receiver) to hold a blase to your muse's throat.
If you cannot see the emoji, send 'DAGGER'
that may have been texted to the wrong person but Chiari wants to see the person it was intended for lmao
Hot body?? Let’s see it
You can mess up my mind, break my body shatter my soul;
I don’t care.
But if you harm, The people that I love. If they shed a single tear? A drop of blood?
[I WILL DESTROY YOU.]
if I’m up late I will *yap* about everything
Sorry to the three people that caught a paragraph or three from me last night lol
“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.”
— Anonymous (via suspend)
hey hey heyyyy
i have an about doc?? obviously some of it is still WIP based on uhh how far along in the series I am (episode 201 of part 1) and then I will have to adjust as I figure things out/as interactions happen I suppose
but at least now I have a starting point??
anyways idk... please write with me lol
“My poor mother begged for a sheep but raised a wolf.”
— Michelle K., Four Rhythms. (via michellekpoems)
i know im being a terrible rper and still have my about doc in progress etc, but if you share a meme in the next few hours I'm going to try to send it.
i need to quit being anxious about sending things lol
I somehow accidentally sent a post to someone? I hit undo but I don’t even know how that happened. Sorry lol
helping someone on the run sentence starters.
" i know a fugitive when i see one. follow me. let me help you. "
" why were those men looking for you? "
" how long have you been running? "
" you need a place to lie low. i have a spare room. sound good? "
" take your coat off and throw it in the trash. do everything i say and we might get out of this okay. "
" why are you helping me? i could be a serial killer for all you know. "
" i don't want to know what you did. i just want to know that you trust me. "
" trust has to be earned. just because you helped me back there doesn't mean i owe it to you. "
" you'll need to change your look if you want to get out of this place alive. "
" look around you. your face is plastered over the walls. just take my offer and stay in my place until all this dies down. "
" why aren't you asking me if i really did all those things? "
" if the government knows about this, you'll need more resources than i have access to. "
" alex! oh my god, long time, buddy! stay calm, follow my lead, those guys have been tailing you for blocks now. how's your mom?! link arms and take your scarf off. is she still baking that calzone? "
" i can get you across the border tomorrow night. new identity, enough cash to get you supplies. keep your head low until the fuss is all over. got it? "
" why are you helping me? you know nothing about me at all. i appreciate it, more than you know, but... why? "
" why am i helping you? good question. i guess i must be soft. "
" you know why i've been helping you. same reason i've been letting you sleep in my bed. same reason i introduced you as my fiance/fiancee today. i'm in love with you. "
" come with me. they'll kill you if they find out you were helping me. let's run away together, it's safer than here! "
" stay in touch, right? you've got an ally/friend now. stay safe and send a postcard every few decades. "
popular text posts + ask memes
❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜
doing a lil gaming, working on the about page, and making a lil list of tropes to write headcanons etc about
i will likely throw some memes into the void as well :)
She exhales quietly, some tension leaving her body. She had gotten herself into this stupid situation, and she didn't want it to end as anything other than a forgotten interaction for both parties. The fact that he drops the mention of money, seemingly conceding with giving her a warning, is enough for her to mostly drop the snarkasm.
"Sure thing," Chiari says, backing up with a nod, hoping she can quickly stroll away from this interaction once he's done. "I'll make sure to not take any leisurely strolls for my sanity around here," she says gesturing in his vicinity. So much for reducing the snark.
"Have a good one..." she turns on her heel, rolling her eyes once she's facing away and makes for the treeline. The sooner she is forgotten, the better.
Kotetsu squints more. He squints even harder. It’s hard to tell if he’s got his eyes open right now he’s squinting with such ferocity.
His lips curl down into a disagreeing pout. His brow furrows. His arms cross.
He’s trying to be a better person. He’s made a pact with himself recently to try and be nicer to people. To make friends and allies!
And… trying to extort money out of this poor woman who’s found herself in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong shinobi on his patrol would surely turn him back to his life of being an antagonist, wouldn’t it?
But it’d be so easy! No paperwork, no record of this lady, AND he’d walk away with some extra spending money!
It’s tempting… it’s so, SO tempting!
“Mnnnnn—“
Kotetsu breathes out the air he didn’t know he was holding.
“Fine!” His inner turmoil dies as he drops his head with inner shame, “just a warning for you this time, Ms. uhh—“ he glances into his book before closing it again, “Ms. Hidaka. But! Now that you know the rules and the laws, make no mistake.”
The tips of his pinky and pointer finger point to his eyes then point at her, oscillating in rapid succession between the two of them,
“We’re keeping an eye on you.”
Ty for the replies. That was really helpful.
So what I’m getting is different villages have different bingo books?
And now connecting the dots- someone missing but assumed dead wouldn’t make the book, I would think, unless there was some reason to think they were perhaps alive? And only if they were a threat in some way?
Would also be unfortunate if someone uhh thought perhaps that (faux) aligning with a different village under a new identity to avoid the chaos of being a missing nin and fending for oneself, and then accidentally made a name for themselves using their skills to perhaps take out some frustration / survivor’s guilt / pain a little too eagerly in their work and accidentally found themselves in Konoha’s bingo book
can’t wait to voice chat later with some friends while we game…
I hit episode 201 of part 1 and I have questions and I’ve been told specifically to not google things even if it’s in filler just in case of spoilers
plane ride was good if not a tad bumpy but at least I made some progress on part 1
okay so bingo book?? For criminals right? Like basically wanted list with info??
My friend started explaining and fell asleep
But essentially I’m getting that unless you’ve committed Crimes™️ you don’t go in there yeah?
can’t wait to voice chat later with some friends while we game…
I hit episode 201 of part 1 and I have questions and I’ve been told specifically to not google things even if it’s in filler just in case of spoilers
plane ride was good if not a tad bumpy but at least I made some progress on part 1
can’t wait to voice chat later with some friends while we game…
I hit episode 201 of part 1 and I have questions and I’ve been told specifically to not google things even if it’s in filler just in case of spoilers
plane ride was good if not a tad bumpy but at least I made some progress on part 1
Send ( ✨ ) if we haven’t interacted yet, but you want to.
Send ( ☽ ) if you would rather I send you memes to start interaction
Send ( ♡ ) if you want to plot with me
Send ( ❤ ) if you want to plot a ship with me
am i bitter? yes. but do i try to move on and let go of past anger? well, actually, no
popular text posts + ask memes
❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜
helping someone on the run sentence starters.
" i know a fugitive when i see one. follow me. let me help you. "
" why were those men looking for you? "
" how long have you been running? "
" you need a place to lie low. i have a spare room. sound good? "
" take your coat off and throw it in the trash. do everything i say and we might get out of this okay. "
" why are you helping me? i could be a serial killer for all you know. "
" i don't want to know what you did. i just want to know that you trust me. "
" trust has to be earned. just because you helped me back there doesn't mean i owe it to you. "
" you'll need to change your look if you want to get out of this place alive. "
" look around you. your face is plastered over the walls. just take my offer and stay in my place until all this dies down. "
" why aren't you asking me if i really did all those things? "
" if the government knows about this, you'll need more resources than i have access to. "
" alex! oh my god, long time, buddy! stay calm, follow my lead, those guys have been tailing you for blocks now. how's your mom?! link arms and take your scarf off. is she still baking that calzone? "
" i can get you across the border tomorrow night. new identity, enough cash to get you supplies. keep your head low until the fuss is all over. got it? "
" why are you helping me? you know nothing about me at all. i appreciate it, more than you know, but... why? "
" why am i helping you? good question. i guess i must be soft. "
" you know why i've been helping you. same reason i've been letting you sleep in my bed. same reason i introduced you as my fiance/fiancee today. i'm in love with you. "
" come with me. they'll kill you if they find out you were helping me. let's run away together, it's safer than here! "
" stay in touch, right? you've got an ally/friend now. stay safe and send a postcard every few decades. "
still traveling through Monday
May get to my singular reply before then lol
We will seeeee
I will probably reblog some memes though