I Somehow Accidentally Sent A Post To Someone? I Hit Undo But I Don’t Even Know How That Happened.

“I hate the term ‘an eye for an eye’. If you take my eye, let it be known that I’ll take both your eyes and your dominant arm”

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The worst thing is that                                       they aren’t even nightmares                                                                                           they’re memories.

i deserve to be more than what you've turned me into

things I shouldn’t have said while playing games pt. 3

Feel free to change pronouns if needed!

TW: Swearing, Suggestive language

“Take this slice of pizza as a reward for being so good.” “I should kill that bitch for eating my taco.” “I made sure to go to the fanciest place in town when ALL the restaurants are giving away a free meal for a day.” “Just here doing lawn work in my best formal clothes.” “Go to sleep, you fucking idiot.” “Shouldn’t you be in school right now?” “I thought you already left my house.” “Why are you cooking in the bathroom?” “Oh no! I sense a fuckboy nearby!” “You want some pizza? We got pepperoni, pepperoni, oh yeah and pepperoni!” “Nobody better steal my onions!” “Don’t mind the two vaping in the back of the flea market.” “I know you’re not touching MY guitar with YOUR hands.” “Please get your lover out of my house.” “They look like they wanna kill her just for playing badly at the guitar.” “Who the hell are you and why you reading my books in my house?” “What kind of wussy punch was that?” “I hate the fact that outfit actually looks good on her.” “You can’t just be focused, you have to be …VERY focused.” “You two are fighting again? I thought you guys made up literally yesterday.” “Hurry up and eat this burger before I do.” “All the cupcakes are gone, please help me.” “He’s trying to look threatening, but he just looks constipated to me.” “Why do you keep making fights with everyone? Just calm down.” “Of course, everything goes wrong in this house when I take one nap.” “No wonder, no one wants these cookies…they taste like crap.” “Take off that fedora right now or you’re grounded!” “I can’t leave here without my hot dog!” “I smell people having fun, I have to stop it.” “She broke in my house and stole my book.”

futuretied:

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

“There are no dumb questions, only forbidden ones. Your file has been marked for review.”

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also if I do go entirely off track and decide to hand draw icons do I do my usual style but.. just lineart? Or do I try to match the manga style? Orrrr

She exhales quietly, some tension leaving her body. She had gotten herself into this stupid situation, and she didn't want it to end as anything other than a forgotten interaction for both parties. The fact that he drops the mention of money, seemingly conceding with giving her a warning, is enough for her to mostly drop the snarkasm.

"Sure thing," Chiari says, backing up with a nod, hoping she can quickly stroll away from this interaction once he's done. "I'll make sure to not take any leisurely strolls for my sanity around here," she says gesturing in his vicinity. So much for reducing the snark.

"Have a good one..." she turns on her heel, rolling her eyes once she's facing away and makes for the treeline. The sooner she is forgotten, the better.

Kotetsu squints more. He squints even harder. It’s hard to tell if he’s got his eyes open right now he’s squinting with such ferocity.

His lips curl down into a disagreeing pout. His brow furrows. His arms cross.

He’s trying to be a better person. He’s made a pact with himself recently to try and be nicer to people. To make friends and allies!

And… trying to extort money out of this poor woman who’s found herself in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong shinobi on his patrol would surely turn him back to his life of being an antagonist, wouldn’t it?

But it’d be so easy! No paperwork, no record of this lady, AND he’d walk away with some extra spending money!

It’s tempting… it’s so, SO tempting!

“Mnnnnn—“

Kotetsu breathes out the air he didn’t know he was holding.

“Fine!” His inner turmoil dies as he drops his head with inner shame, “just a warning for you this time, Ms. uhh—“ he glances into his book before closing it again, “Ms. Hidaka. But! Now that you know the rules and the laws, make no mistake.”

The tips of his pinky and pointer finger point to his eyes then point at her, oscillating in rapid succession between the two of them,

“We’re keeping an eye on you.”

futuretied:

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

“Being lost means having somewhere to be. I am not lost.”

— jinhwanderer