Me, Removing Knife I Have Been Stabbed With: ‘finders Keepers’

escape room but it's actually just my brain

tarot reader: now I will show you your fortune

me: cool I guess

tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don’t even have that many death cards

me: figures

Let me show you my, my true colors,

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

snarkasm might be my new fave word lol

The amount of times I watch a few episodes of Naruto and then feel the urge to go get ramen the next day has happened more times than I can count. Anyways, I’m on episode 164 of part I.. I’m going through it as fast as I can! (Also friend has me watching movies in timeline order sooo that’s slowing me down a tiny bit.)

“I hate the term ‘an eye for an eye’. If you take my eye, let it be known that I’ll take both your eyes and your dominant arm”

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at some point here i'll neaten up the mess of an about page i have -though likely wont have more info to add to it in terms of alignment with canon events for some time (im on episode 160 right now)