“I Don’t Feel Happy. I Don’t Feel Sad Either. I Feel Nothing. It’s Just Emptiness. And That’s

going a little slow with this but about halfway done!

ive got a very basic google doc im organizing all of my about stuff into...then ill grab a template and make it pretty

please do be understanding in that ill have to fill things in as i watch the rest of it and i would love help developing things as i go with my rp partnersssss :)

                                          i survived…                                                        …but i paid for it

things I shouldn’t have said while playing games pt. 3

Feel free to change pronouns if needed!

TW: Swearing, Suggestive language

“Take this slice of pizza as a reward for being so good.” “I should kill that bitch for eating my taco.” “I made sure to go to the fanciest place in town when ALL the restaurants are giving away a free meal for a day.” “Just here doing lawn work in my best formal clothes.” “Go to sleep, you fucking idiot.” “Shouldn’t you be in school right now?” “I thought you already left my house.” “Why are you cooking in the bathroom?” “Oh no! I sense a fuckboy nearby!” “You want some pizza? We got pepperoni, pepperoni, oh yeah and pepperoni!” “Nobody better steal my onions!” “Don’t mind the two vaping in the back of the flea market.” “I know you’re not touching MY guitar with YOUR hands.” “Please get your lover out of my house.” “They look like they wanna kill her just for playing badly at the guitar.” “Who the hell are you and why you reading my books in my house?” “What kind of wussy punch was that?” “I hate the fact that outfit actually looks good on her.” “You can’t just be focused, you have to be …VERY focused.” “You two are fighting again? I thought you guys made up literally yesterday.” “Hurry up and eat this burger before I do.” “All the cupcakes are gone, please help me.” “He’s trying to look threatening, but he just looks constipated to me.” “Why do you keep making fights with everyone? Just calm down.” “Of course, everything goes wrong in this house when I take one nap.” “No wonder, no one wants these cookies…they taste like crap.” “Take off that fedora right now or you’re grounded!” “I can’t leave here without my hot dog!” “I smell people having fun, I have to stop it.” “She broke in my house and stole my book.”

look, i’m a nice person, but i’m not here to take your shit.

“The trick to survival is to keep moving. & don’t look back.”

— Natalie Wee, “Said the Apple to the Girl,” Our Bodies & Other Fine Machines (Amazon / Goodreads)

I would not survive a vibe check right now

“My poor mother begged for a sheep but raised a wolf.”

— Michelle K., Four Rhythms. (via michellekpoems)

“There are no dumb questions, only forbidden ones. Your file has been marked for review.”

— NightValeRadio (twitter)

that may have been texted to the wrong person but Chiari wants to see the person it was intended for lmao

Hot body?? Let’s see it