Oh Hot DAMN This Is So Good! I'm Not The One Getting Berated But Boi I Did Get Scared For Moment There•○•

✨️lokius playing animal crossing✨️

they'd 100% do matching outfits

always visiting each others islands

mobius didn't really get it at first but after throughout tutorials by 💕yours truly💕 (signed by loki) he became even more obsessed than the before mentioned god

loki doesn't like blathers and often argues out loud when he drops any fossil/insect/fish/painting off at the museum, which mobius finds incredibly amusing to watch

yet he always relents when mobius suggests a museum date (yep they definitely play together)

mobius #1 characters are isabelle & brewster and he nearly loses it when loki presents him with a selfmade version of her cardigan & the roost cup for his birthday

yep 2x loki knits (did i mention that before? i just love that hc)

loki loves raymond & lucky. might be a little basic, but he absolutely adores them (i love raymond so much agh but i can't find him for the life of me)

mobius became an expert at catching literally anything without even trying

mans caught the wasps the first time he got them and hasn't been stung since

meanwhile

loki nearly gets a heart attack every time a tarantula appears (same)

and mobius always keeps a stash of medicine in his pocket bc his bf keeps getting stung

loki spends forever on custom designs

like hours

same with the mile ticket islands

he stays until that island is e m p t y

while mobius bought a ton of tickets just to search for specific villagers and then dip

loki spends hours on custom designs and mobius spends ETERNITIES diving in the ocean

he loves searching for fish & shells but he also just really likes the water sounds (me)

loki: everybody lied to me when i got engaged

loki: being married is fucking great!

*drags a confused mobius into frame*

loki: there's a whole other person in my house-

mobius: good morning to you too-

loki: -and they love me!

so just found out maggie smith died i will be crying in the corner for about five business days okay bye

can we start a petition to get owen wilson on one of those w magazine asmr videos because man i could listen to him talk for hours

(i can't be the only one thinking he's got such a calm voice right? pls)

he's so gender

Gender Vibes:

Val Kilmer as Chris Knight Real Genius (1985)

at least once a day i remember that i met charlie cox a little more than a year ago & the serotonin is instantly back<3

♡-♡

Zoetrope Edition of Linkin Park ’s Papercuts - Singles Collection (2000-2023)

MOTHER GOOSE I'M CRYING HAHAHA

[top gun + incorrect quotes ft. disappointed goose]

the gender envy i felt watching mr. howl jenkins pendragon (especially blonde) saunter about there looking all fine and shit was STRONG

i wholeheartedly love how slider just *squishes*

no seriously pilot go SQUISH

This moment makes me extremely happy 😍

@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage