COMPUTER HUNGRY FEED IT DUST AND HAIR

wait does like sprite or coke or like beer I guess boil? cause I feel like if they do then we’re been missing something with like cooking spragetti

as a country kid who later lived in the city, and who is also non-binary, I can confidently say that i am in fact, the source of authority on which song vibe and which do not

Being compared to a pjo character is like the best compliment anyone could receive. Like if anyone compared me to Annabeth chase I’d have to marry them on the spot.

just like me fr

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

your grandma laughs at my jokes and says that handsome young man is so much better than my worthless grandson

double trouble!

+ individuals

Percy: Annabeth and I are having a baby.

Nico: That's gre-

Percy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Why is this heat so hot 😩

toxic spotify generated playlists like "most skipped" "least favourite of your followed artists" "songs the furthest away from your preferred genre"