Shout Out To All Of My Future Roommates Who R Gonna Have To Live With My Neurodivergent Ass

istg i am this 👌 close

PSA for all of my amateur home bakers: try the cake recipe on the back of the hershey’s cocoa powder container right the FUCK now

girl this is dangerous i’m gonna be putting shit in your ask box 24/7

anyway dominic fike x omar apollo fic collab when

1) go ahead god knows im awake @ ungodly hours

2) idc u tell me

is nothing a substance? can it be defined as anything other than the absence of everything? therefore can everything be defined much in the same way? as the absence of nothing? if so, then are they both substances that must exist in tandem? or are neither of them substances? or is there some falicy in my thinking that proves nothing to be yet another facet of the vast everything?

“so i turn my head and i see lesbians eating pussy” - @r7leee

i have a deep ache, a wound

i don’t know who gave it to me

but it wasn’t you

but it still hurts

that much is true

i cant find the broken pieces of me

in anyone, let alone, in you

she bonka on my kwonk til i *perry the platypus noise*

what if i’m actually pan but i just like the bi flag better

this was said during a six-hour-long facetime btw

“so i turn my head and i see lesbians eating pussy” - @r7leee