When I Start Writing Something, Doesn't Matter Whatever It Is I Get A Vision Of The Word Count It Is

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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

that post thats like “you’re not unlovable you’ve just been spending a lot of time alone in your room” is true for everyone but me. i’m unlovable i’ve just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room

write too much porn forgot to jerk off

its okay for others to misunderstand you and your intentions. it is inevitable actually

forcing myself to yap during fanfic writing bc no folk will understand the lore if i dont write it 💔

the scene where he dropped the acid into his foot and yelled some of his kid-friendly-swears and then said "wait, i am alone! i can swear for real! SON OF A-" and then got cut off was peak comedy just for that reason

I like the implication that, in the show, Stan really is perfectly capable of using Real People Swears. Like, he isn’t cosmically constrained by the reality of existing in a kids’ tv show. Instead, for some reason he decided that despite exposing the twins to everything from counterfeiting money to lying to federal agents to a Literal Actual Cosmic Demon God Thing, he’s going to be a good influence in one (1) specific arena and not swear in front of the kids. Like buddy I think it might be too late to pretend to be a responsible adult. The least you can do is teach Dipper every single swear word you know. He deserves it.

when he said "atta boy" to agent zero my dick was so hard that i had to wait a solid 20 minutes before hitting play again

save me lumberjack logan howlett, save ME!!!!!!

trying to remind myself it's better to start something even if you never finish than to never start anything at all