Cringe Compilation? No. Cringe Competition. And I’m Winning.

Summer Situational Prompts

1. Volunteering for a Dunk Tank Fundraiser

2. Napping in a hammock

3. Hanging out in a library or museum for the A+ air conditioning

4. Attempting to lounge at a crowded public pool

5. Summer block party

6. Popsicles

7. Walking around the house in your underwear because it’s too hot for clothes.

8. In charge of the grill at the barbecue

9. Picnic lunch

10. Pickup basketball

11. Tropical vacations

12. Sunset hikes

13. Unknowingly ending up at a nude beach

14. Booze cruise

15. Laid back kick back

16. Watching a summer blockbuster at an outdoor screening

17. Sundresses, rompers, and Bermuda shorts

18. Kayaking

19. Water parks

20. Getting drenched from a sudden summer thunderstorm

21. Camping

22. Road trips

23. Sunburns

24. Carnivals

25. Long days at the amusement park

26. Awkward tan lines

27. Concerts

28. Barefoot soccer in the yard

29. Lemonade

30. Summer bodies

31. Flying a kite

32. Climbing a tree

33. Flip flops

34. Pedicures

35. Reading on the porch

36. Electrical blackouts

37. Super soaker battles

38. Catching fireflies

39. S’mores

40. Laying out on a boat

41. Wasting a whole day playing video games

42. Seasonal food

43. Henna

44. Summer flings

45. Tire swings

Could I request a hc of the fellowship from lotr and/or the hobbit being together with a aro/ace partner? (mostly here to ask for Gandalf since I get aro/ace vibes from him)

You don't have to do this one if you don't want to. I'll be happy if you then could pass it on to someone else who might :)

@tinteaspilled

seems as though we are both resonating at the same frequency.....so you most definitely can! Being aro and ace myself, this is definitely an ask I'm excited to complete :)) I'm gonna make hcs for all the characters, but I'm thinking I'll make the Gandalf one into a whole fic...maybe some other characters as well...so hit me up if want me to include any specific characters!! >:]

-T.👁👁👍

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❄️ Snowball Fight

Prompt: ‘Snowball Fights’ 

Requested by: @livenerdyandprosper​

Pairing: Hawkeye Pierce x Gen!Neutral Reader

Triggers: None; just some shenanigans        Words: 1,068

M*A*S*H Taglist: @thatadroitgeek and @meganlpie

Note: For those who have maybe never seen MASH and are reading this anyway; yes, Frank really is this stupid in the show lol.

With a sharp intake of breath you left the post-op building immediatley being smacked with the cold air around you; small snowflakes continuously falling around you, adding to the piles of snow around camp. 

Getting to The Swamp, you flung open the door and quickly made your way inside, where you saw Hawkeye bundled up while writing a letter. Glancing up he smiled when he saw that it was you.

“Ah, if it isn’t my own personal heater” he greeted as you got closer to the stove to warm up. “I’m writing a letter to my dad, want me to say anything for you?”

“Yeah, ask him to send some sunshine.”

Hawkeye smiled as he finished his letter before setting it aside “Ready to go get some food, or whatever it is that’s in the mess tent?”

You nodded your head before turning to follow him out “How long until you go on duty?”

“In about an hour” he replied as he opened the door, both of you exiting while immediately retreating into your own coat collars to avoid the cold breeze.

As you began walking towards the mess-tent you stopped in your tracks when Frank came marching past, yelling at an orderly about something he was most likely doing right. You rolled your eyes as Hawkeye scoffed “With how much Frank shivers in the cold I’m surprise he can still talk” 

“Frank would march through a blizzard if it meant he could pull rank on someone” you muttered as Frank continued to chastise the corporal. 

“I think Frank needs to be put down a peg” Hawkeye muttered before glancing around, his eyes landing on a pile of snow by a tent. 

Walking over he made a large snowball before winking at you and then chucking the snowball as hard as he could at Frank; smacking him in the back of the head. As he yelled out in surprise, Hawkeye immediately feigned innocence by looking around confused, you immediately doing the same, knowing where he was going with this.

Frank turned and yelled “Hey!”

“That wasn’t me Frank, I’m pretty sure that came from over the hill!”

“Maybe some enemy soldiers’ guns froze up, now they gotta throw snowballs” you mused out loud.

Frank looked around panicked “Enemy soldiers? That would make sense, they’d do anything to get at us!” he rubbed the back of his head “I think there was something hard in that too! Do you think it was a bullet?”

“Oh I wouldn’t put it past them!” Hawkeye spoke with fake anger as Frank looked more panicked before running off towards Potters office.

You chuckled as you watched him sprint away as Hawkeye laughed “What a putz!” he looked back at you before he began to walk away.

Getting an idea, you quickly made up a snowball in your hand before throwing it; smacking Hawkeye in the upper back. He stopped in his tracks before turning back at you. You looked around in surprise “Wow, those guys sure have good arms!” you joked.

Hawkeye chuckle as he took a step towards you “Ah, so I see you have chosen war?” 

You chuckled nervously as you backed up “Maybe not.”

He quickly grabbed some snow, as you laughed, before dodging the snowball. Grabbing some snow you quickly turn around and chuck it at him. 

After a few minutes; you hear a laugh from nearby catching yours and Hawkeye’s attention; seeing BJ leaning against a post as he smiled that the two of you “Oh please, continue, I’m loving the show.”

You and Hawkeye shared a look before both of you turned and hurled snowballs at BJ. He yelled in surprise as he tried to dodge them; failing to do so as he stumbled to grab his own handful of snow. Turning he hurled a ball at you, striking you in the head, to which Hawkeye responded to by hitting BJ directly in the face with a loud “Ha!”

Rounding the corner, comes a stomping, pouting Frank who halted in his tracks upon seeing the snowball fight taking place. “Hey!” he yelled as he stomped towards you “I knew it! I knew the enemy wouldn’t throw snowballs!”

Hawkeye laughed “Then why did you go running to Potter to tell him so?” 

Frank grumbled before running over to a pile of snow “I’ll show you!” spinning around, he chucked a snowball, rather pathetically towards the three of you. As the snowball went past all of you, you watched as it smashed into the chest of Colonel Potter, who had just rounded the corner.

You all froze, trying not to laugh as Frank stared at Potter in horror. Radar standing next to him with his mouth agape. You watched as Potter looked down at the snow on the ground before turning, leaning down and grabbing some snow before turning and hurling it directly at Frank.

You all howled out in laughter as Frank fell on his butt in surprise as the white powder smashed into his face. He sputtered out nonsense as he looked at Potter “Colonel! There was a rock in there”

“Good!” Potter yelled before laughing along with all of you.

After your laughter died down, Potter spoke “So, who started this little war then?” Potter asked as he looked between all of you.

You pointed at Hawkeye, who pointed at you, BJ pointed at both of you. Potter nodded his head “Right. Thought it might have been” 

“Well, there’s enough cold going around, I don’t need three of my best people getting sick out here-”

“That’s nice of you to say Colonel” Frank broke in as he finally stood up from the ground.

Potter looked over at him “Ah, yeah, I suppose I couldn’t do without you either Burns” Frank hesitated as he stared at Potter, trying to figure out what he meant as Potter turned to the three of you again “Now, it’s colder than a well digger’s butt in January out here, let’s go get some coffee in the mess-tent.”

As you all began to walk to the mess-tent, Hawkeye slug his arm across your shoulders. Hearing a loud sneeze behind you, you all looked back at Frank who looked back up at you all “I think I’m getting a cold sir.”

Potter simply shook his head. as the rest of you chuckled, before you all turned and made your way into the mess-tent. 

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am i doing this right

Hello! I saw that you are taking requests, so may I request a Lindir x Reader where the reader is a fae (similar to Maleficent), and Lindir is just so impressed by their wings? The reader of course picks up on this and allows Lindir to have a closer look at them in private? If this doesn’t work I’m willing to change it if you like, but I’m glad that someone is writing for Lindir because he’s a precious baby that deserves the world!

First of all, that prompt is perfect and I will begin it asap 💕 If you have more details you want me to add, send them my way :]👍

And second, you're literally perfect for requesting that 😳😳

You had me wanting to rant when I saw Lindir-on god 😩😩 I! Love! That! Man! With! My! Whole! Soul!! And I will protect him with my life 😤🙏 I went on a binge of reading what little content there is on him not too long ago, so I feel ya girl 😔

If y'all have characters that no one writes for, don't be afraid to send requests in :) I love writing for the characters not a lot of people write for!

-T.

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Hug Prompts

Send me two characters and a hug and I’ll make it happen <3

Hug from behind

Sleepy hug

Surprise hug

Comfort hug

Angry hug (not at each other)

Grumpy hug

Tired hug

Group hug (more than two)

Careful hug

Hiding-your-face hug

First hug

Greeting hug

Goodbye hug

Leaping hug (you know, the one where you launch yourself at someone and throw your arms around their neck)

Tackle hug

Celebratory hug

Hug with a kiss

Lifting-off-the-ground hug

Giddy hug

Cuddle pile (more than two, this is my post if I say it counts, it counts)

(Hugs are universal, but please specify platonic or romantic if you have Strong Feelings)

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due to personal reasons this user loves their internet friends | requested by anon

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

Hi! I don't know if you take requests from prompt lists anymore, but if you do, can I request from pl #5 with number 4 and/or 14 with Toby Flenderson, please? If you don't, than sorry, please ignore me. Have a great day/night!

Holy crap I've been lacking on this account 😭 Sorry for not posting anything lately y'all, I've been visiting family and dealing with some personal health issues.

I totally take requests from any time period about literally anyone lmao :) Toby is actually one of my favorite characters from the office??? So I've actually got a few fics already started for my boy 😎 I'll make sure to post those along side yours for sure!

Never worry about hitting me up about requests though! There are very few things I won't do, the only issue is finding the time to write them sometimes 😩 but I swear I'm working on them y'all 🙏 patience is key

Thank you for the request and well wishes :)

Hope you have a fantastic day/night as well!! 💕💖

-T.

Prompt List:

Fluff:

"I love you, baby"

"God, you're adorable"

"Hey, cutie"

"I promise to love you for the rest of my life"

"You're my world"

"I don't care if you're sick, catching a cold from kissing you is worth it"

"You are so perfect"

"Marry me?"

"You're the best part of me"

"Stay here with me. For the rest of our lives"

"I'm speechless you're so beautiful"

"Aww! You're adorable"

"So romantic!"

"I'll love you until the end of the universe"

"Do you need a hug?"

"I love you, dearest"

"Come here, i need to hug you"

"When everything's wrong, it's you that makes it right"

"You're the one"

"Have i ever pointed out how beautiful you are?" "Yes, all the time"

"I'm boreddd!"

Kiss Scenarios:

Forehead kisses

Hand kisses

"That tickles!" Kisses

Kisses that make them smile

Breathless kisses

Cheek kisses

Nose Kisses

"God, i love you" Kisses

Kisses that end with laughter

Never wanting to pull away kisses

Multiple face kisses

Big, long kisses

Long Awaited Kisses

"Finally, you guys kissed!" Kisses

Goodbye kisses

Kisses accompanied by happy tears

Kisses accompanied by sad tears

Kisses that get interrupted

Kisses to distract them from winning a game

"Just woke up" Kisses

Excited Kisses

Long awaited kisses

"I missed you, so much" kisses

Sneaking up behind them and surprising them kisses

Kisses to help them concentrate

Kisses as a reward (passed a hard exam, won a game, etc.)

Angst

"No! No! No! Wake up! Please!"

"Please don't leave"

"...I love you"

"You killed someone, do you really think they'll still love you?!"

"They were my world, but now they're gone"

"I miss you so much, please come back"

"I know you're gone, but i feel you here"

"Tears are all i see without you"

"You're happy, with someone else. And that hurts"

"Just leave!"

"Promise me you'll live a great life, without me"

"I don't need you"

"The world is dull without you"

"NO!"

"I miss being in your arms"

"Get out of my life!"

"I don't love you anymore"

"Goodnight, i have always loved you"

"I may be dying, but please, don't cry over me"

"Thank you, for helping me live the greatest life i could"

When everything was wrong, you made it right"

"These tears will never stop falling"

"You were so perfect, but now you're gone"

"You were so perfect, but now you're moved on"

"That's the wau to break my heart"

"You're happy in someone else's arms"

"Take me back to the good old days"

"Billions of people in the world, and i chose you, how stupid was that"

"I wish i didn't have to loose you"

"I wish you didn't have to loose me"

"I wish that could be me"

Soulmate AUs:

Matching Tattoos

First words your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your wrist

One of your eyes is your soulmate's eyecolour

The world is black and white until you meet your soulmate

You have a colourful mark where your soulmate will first touch you

You only see your soulmate's favourite colour until you meet them

A timer is inbuilt into your wrist, counting down until you meet your soulmate

You have a small, thin string wrapped around your pinkie finger (invisible to everyone else)that leads you to your soulmate

soulmate au where soulmates share all acquired skills. (if one of them knows a language the other automatically knows it too or if one can play and instrument, the other can play it too)

Pet Names

Baby

Honey

Babe

Love

Lover

My love

Dear

Sweetie

Sweetheart

Darling

Pumpkin

Munchkin

Cutie

Beloved

My beloved

Buttercup

Valentine

Sugar

so i just made this, it may not be the best because it's my first ever prompt list. anyone can use it whenever they want, but please give credit.

originally made: 3.04.20

update 1: 23.05.20

update 2: 1.06.20

update 3: 26.06.20 (pet names added)