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IDK WTH TUMBLR

Guys behind the scenes of Thor the Dark World is one of the funniest things i’ve seen

Tom fully yeeted himself out.

Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.

loki’s “evil plan” in the first thor movie is literally like one of those expanding glowing brain memes it’s so fucking roundabout and funny 

hello! i just wanted to say thank you for this really cool and helpful blog. do you have any good amnesia fics? thank you!

THE AMNESIA LIST!

Thanks to everyone who sent in an ask requesting this trope. Here’s a list of some fics that feature amnesia that we compiled for you. Enjoy!

Peter suffering from amnesia

Broken Thoughts (I Remember Everything) by blackwatchandromeda

“Peter, who am I?“He hesitates. “I’m sorry. I… I don’t know.” -Peter Parker has been missing for thirty-six days. When Tony Stark finally finds him, he’s wandering around New York with no memories, unaware of where and who he is. The missing month is a mystery, and nobody knows what happened to him - least of all the kid himself.Peter, meanwhile, is trying to piece together who he was. What doesn’t help is the big secret he’s sure Tony is keeping from him, or the way the man is avoiding him.Nobody notices how the missing month is catching up to them until everything goes wrong. -(Not Infinity War compliant, but takes place after Civil War.)

blank stares by parkrstark

Peter’s head snapped back to face him and he winced. “I-I’m sorry, sir. I don’t know…” He looked around the room helplessly. “I don’t know what’s going on.”Tony was almost too afraid to ask, “What was the last thing you remember?”Peter closed his eyes, thinking for a brief moment before he opened them again and answered, “Ice cream. My mom and dad were taking me out to get ice cream.”Now it was Tony’s turn to be scared. “Pete…do you know what year it is?” “Of course. It’s 2009.”

remember me by aileenwood

“Glad you’re back,” he smiles, and Peter can see the raw relief in it.My kid.Oh, of course. That’s his dad.“ or:After a particularly bad injury, Peter wakes up in a hospital room with a blank mind.He’s lost and confused until a man steps in, ruffles his hair and smiles gently.He immediately guesses that’s his father, obviously. He’s not stupid.

The Curly-Haired Boy In The Paper by agib 

When Tony sees the blurry, grey scale photograph of someone he thought he had lost years ago, he follows the trail to a newspaper company, to a hospital, to an adoption agency, to the police station and finally to May Parker’s house.

In The Woods Somewhere by iamq

Re-write of “The Rituals of You and Me”.Tony Stark finds HYDRA’s latest weapon in the cold Russian woods, half starved and frozen near to death. Tony Stark adopts HYDRA’s latest weapon and takes him to the New York concrete jungle, makes him a home, and gives him a family.

When the day’s over, will you remember me? by Webtrinsic

June 20, 2016 had been the day his son had been taken. Tortured. Hit over the head one to many times, and everyday now. It was June 20th. It’d always be that day to him, and Tony knew it’d always be his fault.

Tony suffering from amnesia

Retrograde by madasthesea

Prompt: what about the remember me one? seen a lot of fics with peter getting amnesia but never one of tony forgetting anything? could be a nice switch to see how peter would deal with that + tony trying to figure out how he went from a wild playboy to a supposed superhero with a teenager.  Tony gets amnesia. When Peter comes to visit him in the hospital, Tony takes one look at him and immediately assumes that Peter’s his son.

Tabula Rasa by PinkEasterEggs

“Tony,” the blonde sighed his name, as if it were a prayer. “Thank God you’re okay. We were worried for a second.”Tony frowned, staring at the hand holding his own. What was going on?“I’m sorry,” the teenage boy sniffed, eyes pooling with tears as he stared down at Tony with such a sorry expression that the genius wondered if he was meant to actually feel bad for this kid.“Peter,” the blonde man gave the teenager a look. It was clear they’d had this conversation a million times. “What have i said? It wasn’t your fault; Dad doesn’t blame you— right Tony?”Tony cleared his throat, both pairs of blue and brown eyes getting brought back to him. “Okay, this has been fun but who the hell are you?”When a mission goes wrong, Tony gets hurt and loses his memory. The last 25 years is wiped from his mind and he wakes up in a 47 year old body with a 22 year old mind. Apparently he has a family now?

Don’t Let it Make You Cry by amine

”‘And who are you?‘Peter recoiled, stunned by the harsh unfamiliarity of those words. God, did that hurt. He was so used to being greeted with a warm ‘hey, kid!’ and an arm around his shoulders that tears nearly sprung to his eyes at seeing and hearing for himself that Tony really did not remember them.“

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Prompt list of things that says “I love you” without saying it

“Are you coming home for dinner? 

leaving the light on after using the bathroom at night because they know that you suck at going to bed early but you are also afraid of the dark

quietly picks out the things you don’t like to eat on your plate and transfer it to theirs without you needing to ask them to

quietly gives you the things you like to eat from their own plate

heard you tell the same story multiple times but doesn’t point it out to you when you excitedly bring it up to them again

naturally goes along with a white lie you told and cover up for you when people question it

absentmindedly listening to a song completely different from their own taste in music that you made them listen to 

bringing up small trivia facts you told them to other people

“Do you want me to save food for you?”

“Call me when you get home?”

checking your phone late at night and see them go online the moment you open their message

brings an extra coat/scarf because they know you never check the temperature before going out

“I saw this and thought of you immediately.”

random snapshots of random animals at random times because they know you like that specific animal

slowly accumulating items that’s more your style than theirs

knows your schedule from the back of their heads (and gets shocked when there is a sudden change to your routine)

saying just the right thing to calm you down

holding your hand tight out of reflex when you are in a crowd

brings you up naturally in a conversation you are not in 

one look is worth a thousand words

believing in you even when you couldn’t do it yourself

“I’ll wait for you.”

adjusting the pace they walk in so you can catch up

turning around to check on you constantly when they are walking in the front

Jury nullification. Pass it on.