by MyDestinyIsWritten
When Peter gets hit with a haywire piece of alien tech on a mission, he turns into a child. The Avengers have to learn to take care of him and get him back to normal.
Words: 1314, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Bruce Banner, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Clint Barton
Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Tony is a good father-figure, the avengers are a big family fight me, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Kid Peter Parker, Peter is a Little Shit, Protective Avengers, Domestic Fluff, Domestic Avengers, we need a world where they were all a family an ALIVE
“Vines for $800”
“STAHP”
“What is You almost made me drop my croissant!”
I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references
I'm touched you consider me your friend! Consider the feelings returned!
😁 yay!!
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I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink @gracefulvaudeville
peak fantasy environment designs:
floaty islands
glowing mushrooms
bigger versions of normal animals
animalistic dragons
deep, sentient forests
sky/space whales
You miss Tony stark
You miss Natasha Romanoff
You miss Thor
You miss Clint Barton
You miss Steve Rogers
You miss Bruce Banner
AND LASTLY…
You f*cking miss the OG avengers
Because I do.
fake dating
omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)
deadpan jokes while swordfighting
the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy
oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love
Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are
funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them
the villains presented as the protagonists
*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*
“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*
“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*
traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd
characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening
using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working
a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical
a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain
“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]” “you lost it, didn’t you?” “yeah”
“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?” “raise the dead” “and what did you do?” “raised the dead”
“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*
So… *checks box*
Talking about trees, any other ADHD coping mechanisms we’d like to discuss today?