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Bought this nice poster 👍

Finally returning to tumblr! And what better way to return than with a small comment about a Pizza Hut!

So I’m in El Salvador on vacation, but I’m originally from the STATES. And I’m not a big “Pizza Hut” kinda guy.

But you crave whatcha crave… and when we get there it’s got a-

McHekkin Playplace

“At first I thought it was a design flaw… the builders adding a 0 by mistake and extending the floor 10 times its intended length… but as I walked towards the toilet I found that it seemed to be getting further and further away… I started walking faster… feet turn to miles but I don’t seem to be getting closer… I’m running now and the end of the bathroom is getting farther and farther out of sight, I’m sprinting at full speed, the dull need to use the restroom is now a burning pain throughout my entire body, it’s so far. How long have I been running? Every step I take sends a wave of fire through my core. It HURTS!!!! The agony continues and builds with each passing step, what was once a simple task has evolved from a bathroom break to begging permission to lay down and die. I’m progressing solely because to stop now would invalidate all the pain I’ve felt since not just entering the hallway but through my entire life…

And suddenly everything peaks and for a fraction of a second the world is still… And then the toilet reappears on the horizon… It’s getting closer again, the pain is starting to numb… my pace is slowing and the deep agony within me is transforming into neutral complacency… Running turns to walking, Miles back to Feet… And then I’m there… the end of the hallway…

I open the toilet lid and unzip my fly…

I don’t feel like peeing…

I'm always shitting in locations like this

He’s selling his RV

You really CAN just advertise anything here huh…

To everyone struggling with these Election results and the possible threats awaiting us, I have one recommendation.

Don’t give them the satisfaction of watching us sulk quietly. Don’t give up your life, that’s exactly what they want you to do. Live so strongly that they can’t ignore

LIVE SO STRONGLY that everyone knows who you are! So that when the department of education is shut down, they cant control the narrative! Be loud about truth and justice, be loud about equality! And live these next months as a statement of the freedom we stand to protect!

Digital doodles today! To be honest, drawing isn’t hard at all, the hard bit is drawing something the EXACT way I want it to look… I could probably study the stuff I wanna draw more but I don’t just wanna end up copying it, I just wanna mesh it with my existing ideas…

Please do not get in close contact with radioactive objects, you WILL get cancer

The sexual tension between me and the sexual tension emitting orb

No big post today, but I beat Mario 64 and got all 120 stars! ⭐️

Some comments:

- The 100 coin stars were the WORST part of this whole thing… especially in Tick Tock Clock…

- Shifting Sand Land was the stage that annoyed me the most… it felt very cramped because of the quicksand…

- The Red Coin stage near Tick Tock Clock with the Wing Cap was tough but oddly fun, I had to do it a couple times though cause I kept missing the clouds and running out of Cap time in the air…

- Bowser is REALLY hard to aim when swinging, I usually only picked him up close to the explosives for the fight but that’s not really an option for the final battle… also is it just me or is his model in this game kinda… cute??? Like a Toy Dino

- That ending caught me for a LOOP when Peach started talking, “full spoken sentences??? In my Mario game!” In all seriousness why have they never brought this back? A Mario game with full spoken dialogue would be great! Well… you don’t have to voice EVERYONE… but some characters would be nice…

Overall 9/10

Fun game but when it’s tough it is TOUGH, also turning around is always risky…

So! I’ve officially beaten every single classic Megaman game! Yep all 1 through 11, every single one… absolutely all of them… the marathon is over… definitely not trying to avoid one… no sir I’ve done em all…

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This one… doesn’t count… does it?