Latest Posts by cokrouch - Page 3

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be. a 45 year old man

hunting u down btw

i wear glasses

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

DONT READ THE MILK FIC EHATEBER YOUD O DONT READ JT PLEASE

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILK FIC 😭😭😭😭😭

j k rowling wants your money but youve gotta not give it to her. you have to spend it on online deergirls

posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

i do!!

does anyone wants to see my drawings

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

hey what are you doing on my Pinterest feed.. (remembered one of your theriotypes is a barn owl and i tend to get recommended images of ‘em so.. very silly)

needless to say im sobbing

so many people out there want to marry me but i am devoted to tumblr.com

Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.

@untamedcrusader @lucidobserver @jaundice-flynn

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

its so fun to make a character whose moral compass is not actually based on their own personal ideals but is a poor imitation of a more grounded person they care about. if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. idgaf about this problem but my best friend WILL get mad at me if i don't help solve it

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

negative affirmations

I can be worse

I still have time to fuck things up

I can kms any time I want

Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.

why don’t they make a baby pope.

i love characters who do the “i worship the myth i make of you” and in turn dehumanize and get wrong the object of their devotion and love. yes project a thing that does not exist onto a pedestal and kneel at it like it is your altar. this will surely not blow up in both of your faces eventually

who wants to be my wife

ohhh my god edible. edible save me. save me 10mg edible save me please

Cock ring? Well are you gonna answer it?

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

hi guys so....the guy i talked about in a previous post has done smth again. its below if youd like to read what i have to put up with

so i gave him a (very late) bday gift and he like told me the notes in it that i wrote were interesting (literally was just telling him id give him more money when i got paid and that if he wanted a specific snack/drink id get it for him) and i couldnt remember what i had wrote so he told me to call him when i got home, so i did. and he proceeded to be like "so you dont remember so i could just make stuff up" and then he like was all "no i shouldnt say this" over and over till he did and he said, and i shit you not idk why he said or thought this but he said "it says, youd give me head"(smth along those lines) and like…..what….1) it aint even that bad and 2) why did you feel the need to say that….coulda been anything else(i also told him i wouldnt tell anybody cuz he didnt want me telling anybody but im a liar so here you go, analyze this and tell me im not crazy) but also afterwards he just like started going on about italian brain rot for like 20 minutes before actually reading me what i had wrote….i cant stand this fucker

I have a major soft spot for queerplatonic rships where at least one party is actually able to be attracted to the other. Queerplatonic ships where it's not "I would be in love with you if I was allo/gay/straight/bi/etc" but instead "I could be in love with you but I'm not because that's not the right relationship for either us and we're unbelievably happy with what we have."

Queerplatonic relationships are always treated as second string to romantic relationships, with an implication of "this relationship would be romantic if it could be", and that sucks. They're their own relationship, completely distinct from romance, and deserve to be treated as such.

I don't EVER wanna hear you say they don't know how to act again.

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever