pronouns: anytherian and otherkinwoking on an undenyably cringe alien comicnerodivergentsilly little guy
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lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry
Actually I Do know everyone hates me and is planning to hurt me because I can read minds
i made a higher resolution live slug reaction
bonus: a smiling version :)
um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that
new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.
Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.
i need him tortured and bleeding on it
My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!
*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*
ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week
aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*
I have been waiting all year to post this.
we just keep naming bugs like this
torture myself or torture myself? tough choice
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.
those fucked animals in the ocean don’t give a damn about me or you
The only thing being "locked in" is you in the torture dungeon
i could survive my own autopsy
[hunched trembling in a dark corner with a knife] I can be normal about normal things and I can prove it
i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic
it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it