“#face… IF That Is Your REAL Name. I Am The Superior Composer. Tonight I Will Compose You INTO THE

Peridot stars in her own Dove commercial! 💚

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Peter: Whomst’d’ve consumed my ice juice

Tony: should i call the exorcist

Shuri: I hath consumed the ocean sauce

Stephen: call the exorcist

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

True

Everyone on the internet tomorrow

Reblogging bc I love this

hi~

my animated short film, TAPIOCA is now online

please enjoy and thank you so much for watching!

When you forget to watch the post-credit scene in Dr. Strange

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

You can control white people by giving them cheese

ASOUE: This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day. 

Me: Haha ASOUE: *wrecks my evening, my whole life, and my day*

Me: