*Avengers End Game trailer summed up for those who haven’t seen it yet*
Tony: *dying*
Steve: *crying*
Natasha: *worried*
Bruce: *hurting*
Thor: *mad*
Nebula: *sad*
Clint: *depressed*
The Fandom: *stressed*
Scott fucking Lang: LETS GET THIS BREAD FOLKS!!!!
Since Vine is going to be closed and I’ve seen a few people do this, I’m posting my own compilation of favorite vines. c: Hope you enjoy!!
Loves this song
I make music under the moniker mangokitty and this is our newest song, Humility! Enjoy. =owo=
Crazy nights with strange folks Holed up in a house Where I don’t know Anyone but you
Stumblin bout across the room
One for the brave Two for the sane Three for my ego Four for the blame These foolish thoughts that guide me home And lead me back to you Courage to give Your love its true due
Standing in the bathroom Bleary-eyed awake Is this all a mistake But you call to me so tenderly
Poison runs hot through my veins Against the frigid air The searing pain in my brain Reminds me that you’re here
my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.
when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.
This goat is my spirit animal
The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year
Elevator doors open.
Coach Brunt: What'cha got there?
Shadow-san with a smoothie in one hand and the other cradling an abandoned baby Carmen: ...A smoothie?
Payback for not listening to her reasonable speech about Earth’s resources.
Here you go, guys: a comprehensive reference sheet for the whole Famethyst. You know what to do.