Peter: *stealing food from the compound’s kitchen at night*
Peter: sneaky man, sneaky man. sneaks right past the irondad. get some bread, put on some ham. top it off with extra bread. look out,,,, there goes a sneaky man
Tony, watching this whole thing go down: *calling eleven therapists* peter what the fuck even are you doing. it’s 3pm and you have sunglasses on are you OKAY
One last spot at number one before everything ends.
Eddie: The house is a disaster. We need to clean.
Venom: Who's coming over?
Eddie: No one. We're cleaning for us.
Venom: But we already know we live like this.
idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand
So one time my friends and I were driving, and we saw this really hot guy right? Well all of a sudden my friend decided to wolf whistle the guy, and we all started to freak out because we're very awkward people. But as it turns out, the guy somehow found my friends snapchat and now they're dating. What are the odds?
Me
He’s helping
Why are customers stupid as fuck
when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.
This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!