One Last Spot At Number One Before Everything Ends.

Keith: *came home at 2am*

Krolia: *Turn her chair* Where were you?

Keith: I was training with Kolivan

Kolivan: *Also turn his chair* Try it again.

Keith: I was catching up with Shiro.

Shiro: *Also turn his chair* Want to try that again?

Keith: I was taking Cosmo out for a walk.

Cosmo: *Turn his chair* Woof.

Keith: Fuck.

~~~Meanwhile~~~

Lance: *came home at 2am*

Hunk: *Turn his chair* Where were you?

Lance: At Pidge's house.

Pidge: *Also turn her chair* Try that again.

Lance: I went out shopping with Veronica for some clothes.

Veronica: *Also turn from her chair* Want to try that again?

Lance: I was out with Allura.

Allura: *Also turn from her chair* Lance, we all know you were with Keith.

Lance: Shit.

ASOUE: This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day. 

Me: Haha ASOUE: *wrecks my evening, my whole life, and my day*

Me: 

*Avengers End Game trailer summed up for those who haven’t seen it yet*

Tony: *dying*

Steve: *crying*

Natasha: *worried*

Bruce: *hurting*

Thor: *mad*

Nebula: *sad*

Clint: *depressed*

The Fandom: *stressed*

Scott fucking Lang: LETS GET THIS BREAD FOLKS!!!!

Y’all my dad just tried to show me an article by a news company called the gateway pundit. Don’t read it bc it’s a far-right, conservative website that is known to be untrustworthy and biased. So the article stated that the amazon forest fires happening right now aren’t nearly as bad as they have been in the past 15 years. I was just speechless. There was no evidence to back up the story, not accurate evidence anyway. There were already hundreds of news articles explaining that the fires are actually worse, with an 83% increase if fires this year. All of them provided factual data taken from satellites and scans. It’s just so annoying when people try to prove you wrong, when you have a ton of trustworthy evidence, and all they have is a singular reference that is known for writing falsehoods and untrustworthy articles.

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

Happy Halloween!

You can control white people by giving them cheese

When you forget to watch the post-credit scene in Dr. Strange

This legitimately made me cry.