My Uterus Realizing We Aren’t Having A Baby After Building Up A Lining For Three Weeks:

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

a quick grass tutorial

I’ve never really wrote a tutorial before so apologies if this is bad

1. okay first thing I do is pick three colors, a mid, dark, and light. I like to check the colors in greyscale to make sure there’s enough contrast between each one.

I then plop down a blob of whatever my middle tone color is.

2. next, I take my dark color and just sort of randomly place it around. I try to make sure there’s a good amount of both the mid and dark tones spread throughout. I personally like to keep it kinda messy. I also have pen pressure on for both brush size and opacity, so I can have some blending action going on.

3. for the next step I do the exact same thing as before, except with the light color.

4. aight this is where we start adding details. see how you just have a bunch of colors and edges where two colors meet? use the eyedropper and go to an area where two colors meet, eyedrop a color, and then use that color to draw in your grass blades. I do this at every point where colors meet. should note I personally like to use a square brush, but you can really just use anything.

5. you can technically stop at the last step if you’re going for a more simple look, but to add more details I go to the “empty” areas of solid color and just draw in random strokes using a color nearby. it’s just a way to fill up the empty space.

6. basically more of the same idea of eyedropping and drawing. for more variety so things look interesting, I like to add random plant shapes.

7. and so the grass doesn’t look too plain, I add random dots of color and pretend it’s flowers and stuff.

and there you have it, this is how I approach drawing grass.

Thor, wearing clout goggles and an oversized Supreme shirt: Yeet.

Peter:

Peter:

Thor: Spiderling, why are you crying?

you know i’m right

me: *thinks back to a childhood memory*

me: someone….. probably should have been a little worried

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

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“For Just One Day Let’s Only Think About (Love)”, from “Reunited”! Lyrics below:

[Steven]: Mom was a Diamond who invaded Earth, saw it’s beauty, and it’s worth Mom made an army and she fought herself Did that even end up mattering when she faked her own shattering? Mom lived in hiding, by the name of Rose with the friends she made, and the form she chose Now, all that’s left of her exists in me, and I think that we can all agree that is a little bit upsetting I’d rather think about…a wedding!

Let’s think about cake! Let’s think about flowers! Let’s think about dressing up and dancing around for hours! There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, let’s only think about love!

[Ruby]: Okay Sapphire! I gotta get dressed up for my big day now, so no peeking! And no future vision either!

[Sapphire]: *laughs* Okay!

[Pearl]: Oh Steven, I just wish I could’ve said something sooner about Rose, and Pink.

[Steven (Pearl)]: We could think about lies that we told in the past, we could think about hurt feelings and how long they can last (??? move on) We could think about hope, (Hope?) you know I’ve been hopin’ (About what?) that everything’s better now that everything’s out in the open! […] Bismuth, is that what you’re wearing to the wedding?

[Bismuth]: It’s the nicest thing I own.

[Steven]: Lookin’ sharp! […] We could think about flowers, we could think about cake! We could think about wonderful promises we have the power to make! There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, let’s only think about love!

[Amethyst]: Maybe I shouldn’t have picked up roses, might be a little…controversial.

[Steven]: We could all rethink how we feel about Rose when it comes to Pink and the things that she did and the past, I suppose Or we could both feel better! and we could think about how! and we could think about us, or, we could think about now!

[Amethyst]: ??? we’re gonna need something else

[Steven]: No worries, Peridot’s gathering more flowers right now! I’ll go get ‘em! *humming* but for just one day let’s only think about- […] Peridot?

[Peridot]: What if Lapis was right? Sooner or later the Diamonds are gonna come for the Cluster. We’re all gonna die here.

[Steven]: We could think about war, we could think about fighting, we could think about long-lost friends we wish we were inviting We could think about the broken gems in the Cluster at the planet’s core, or we could think about the bubble we made so that they can’t be hurt so that they can’t be hurt anymore! We could think about joy! We could think about pain! We could think about sunshine! We could think about rain! There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, let’s only think about- [All besides Steven]: Just one day, let’s only think about! [All]: Just one day, let’s only think about [Steven]: Love

“#face… IF that is your REAL name. I am the superior composer. Tonight I will compose you INTO THE GROUND and claim MY title!”

“#heel, you’re just jealous that I have more Twitter followers than you. Tonight, at the DAW, I’ll show you WHY!” Tonight on Monday Night DAW: WHO IS THE SUPERIOR MUSICIAN? Happy Halloween from aivi & surasshu!