Me: *thinks Back To A Childhood Memory*

I miss him

The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS

Store is now OPEN!

We are reopening our store to sell remaining misprinted copies! These copies only have a small variation in the cover art, otherwise all internal pages are identical to the original book. Our books are currently in stock, so any purchases of the sole zine will be able to ship out immediately. 

We will also be opening a PREORDER option for a postcard set! 

Postcard bundle includes:

-2018 Look Book

-Postcard set containing 7 different postcards!

Preorder period will run from May 24 - June 15th. 

FIRST 9 ORDERS WILL RECEIVE AN EXCLUSIVE OFFICIAL VOLTRON POSTER!

LINK TO STORE: voltronlookbook.bigcartel.com

STORE WILL BE OPEN 5/24 - 6/15!

Eddie: ew a parasite

Venom: ew a depressed piece of shit

Eddie:

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

You can control white people by giving them cheese

Words by a true poet

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

When you start to watch the trailer but then it shows you Tony is lost in space

sam explaining to dr strange that he HAS to open the portal on steve’s left so he can make a joke:

dr strange: